-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone da it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would te prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If te haven't come to Forks then te wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and claim to be a family and adopted da the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. te detto that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because te don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. te only breathe because its a habit and te can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though te couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because te claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why te appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. te detto that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And da the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because te claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why te appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe te should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Amore You.
Edward: Maybe te should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force te into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with te forever and every single giorno of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I Amore te so much and I dont want te to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase te dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with te forever and every single giorno of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will baciare te passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let te touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having secondo thoughts about loving te because i Amore my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with te again because eventhough i Amore my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy, i Amore te more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned da the autore of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just postato this articolo to share for te guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone da it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would te prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If te haven't come to Forks then te wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and claim to be a family and adopted da the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. te detto that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because te don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. te only breathe because its a habit and te can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though te couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because te claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why te appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. te detto that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And da the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because te claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why te appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe te should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Amore You.
Edward: Maybe te should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force te into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with te forever and every single giorno of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I Amore te so much and I dont want te to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase te dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with te forever and every single giorno of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will baciare te passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let te touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having secondo thoughts about loving te because i Amore my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with te again because eventhough i Amore my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy, i Amore te more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned da the autore of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just postato this articolo to share for te guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
