-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone da it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would te prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If te haven't come to Forks then te wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...
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