When older people pronounce Naruto "Nerudow"
*Me Leggere Death Note*
Douche bag: te know those comics are for little kids right?
Me: Look at the title, "Death Note"
Douche bag: Thats a stupid name for a children cartoon book!
Me:You idiot! hundreds of people die in this book!
Douche bag: Your such an idiot!
Me:*Nothing worse then a douche bag who's too immature to admit he's wrong*
Me: I wanna watch anime!
Baka: All that is, is Asian tentacle porn!
Me: What the hell?! No it's not!!
Baka: Yeah right. I know te watch cartoon porn!
Me:I don't watch porn, idiot. Besides Anime porn is called Hentai.
Baka: THAT PROVES IT! te WATCH PORN! *Yells out to everyone that i watch porn*
Me:(makes sure that everyone hears this)YOU FUCKING RETARD! I DON'T WATCH PORN o HENTAI!
(thinks to self: i hope he dies.)
The funny part of that story^ is that earlier he detto that he jerks off often and that he does not believe anyone when they say they dont watch porn o that they never masturbated.He is a hardcore addict.
Baka:Anime is so stupid!
Me:People have committed suicide over the disappointment of not living an anime
Baka:those idiots, why dont they do something that's not stupid?!
Me:Many, Many people would kill te right now.
Baka: That's what those stupid idiots get for being so dumb.
Me:(Thinks to self: I hope te die a painful slow death.) (I've dedicated my life to anime, manga)
Idiot:You watch anime? isn't that those kids cartoni animati like pokemon?
Me: i don't watch the children anime's. ANIME'S not cartoons!
Idiot: no it's not. all cartoon are for children
Me:*Facepalm's as i walk out the room*
It's also annoying when people see a japinese commercial Like this one ~
link ~
Then they think japan's a fucked up place but we have commercials like that too. for instance Old Spice ~
link ~
Him:Anime is for perverts!
*later that week he makes me watch the girl with the dragon tattoo (its a mavie about a rapist murderer, There's a lot of sex in it)
Me: These are the kind of libri and Film your always watching?! O.o
Him: Yeah?
Me: Now te can't call me a pervert since te watch and read stuff like this! :D
Him:...-_- You're still the pervert out of the two of us.
Me: D:<!!
Her:Anime? Is'nt that the stuff where there eye's are like, there entire faces? and there heads are bigger then there body's?
Me: Sometimes when its a chibi. o a really Moe anime?
Her: Those are stupid words
Me: Idiot's these days...
The people who only ever play games like Call of Duty o Halo say that your wasting your life da watching anime.
....Man iv had alot of these conversations!