At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do te know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving? Bartholomew: Perhaps te should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense! Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take! Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE...
Sorry Jade, applejack is not in this fanfiction, but I still think you'll enjoy it.
It was a beautiful giorno in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.
One day, arcobaleno Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.
Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that te would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until te get back. Rainbow Dash: I won't let te down. *Flies to the quarry*
Dirty Harry Lieutenant Briggs Early Joe Charlie McCoy John Davis Phil Sweet Rick Jones Max McGarrett Mercury Ryan
Mary, and her little ponies Sunny Black Mare
Ricca Pimp Frank Pollanchio Frank's Thugs Drug Addicts Italian Drug Dealer
Harry: *Pulls the hammer back on his gun, and points it at the reader* This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do te feel lucky? *Fires...
Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her successivo assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.
Honey: The secret unicorn club? Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn te can't join. Honey: Who would want to unisciti your club anyway? Jeff: Me. Coffee Creme: Me too. Honey: What for? Jeff: He's offering us free things, like Cibo and alcohol. Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave! Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want te to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away* Passengers: *walking...