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Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minuti later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the precedente H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arcobaleno Dash appeared,...

Everyday, arcobaleno Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing da Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice arcobaleno Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands successivo to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. te can never trust a pony to do anything.
Rainbow...

This fanfic is a combination of My Little pony with a movie called Duel. If te have not seen Duel, then te should. It is very good.

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did te get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need te to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the lista with te in case te forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minuti later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was...

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for te to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want te to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: te no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
Gordon: Swee-- I don't have to work with Hawkeye, right?
Pete: Nope. te gotta work with.....
Gordon: (Please say Honey, please say Honey.)...

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the precedente stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The successivo giorno was the beginning of the Equestria War. A mese later Canterlot got bombed, and the pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The pony Alliance finishes...

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animali to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did te find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he ha rubato, stola a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued...

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny giorno when a pony with a sniper fucile was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the fucile was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the superiore, in alto of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an ora later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good...

This was written last anno on May 5, 2013. Much of what happened is not real, and probably will never happen

The anno is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my Friends I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on fanpop ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the titolo when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why...