Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with arcobaleno Dash, and we were going to sposta into a very nice house da a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco of her car* Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter? Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need. Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk* Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What te really want...
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.
It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.
Con: *watching* Mirage: This doesn't seem too good. Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise. Mirage: So be it. Con: *puts on disguise* Mirage: Nice. Now te have to get to the airbase. Con: Ok. I'll see te there. *teleports to airbase* US soldier: Hello General Solin. Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things. US soldier: Sure thing. It's...
Behold, a James Bond parody featuring Fluttershy. Our story starts in the Atlantic Ocean
Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something. Captain: What? Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge. Captain: What the fuck are te looking at that for? Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.
And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.
Captain: How is this happening?! Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!! mexican: *drive barge near sub* Captain: Of course. Mexicans!! Mexicans: *go past submarine*
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting da his car* Saten Twist: *Sitting da his car, and a sign* Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o te will be killed da a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw? Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly* Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign. Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist* Blazin' Blue: *Stands up* Ryan: *Gets out of car* Saten Twist: Where have te been? te almost got disqualified for being late. Ryan:...
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
Police pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir. Warden: Thank you. Police pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds* Warden: As of this moment, te will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.
Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies...