This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get te into places half-price saying te were 12 when te were really 15
2) te ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) te have a 40 lb. bag of riso in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing te to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of animali they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) te know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress te with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving riso in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) te like $1.75 movies
16) te like $1.50 Film even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring te back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colori like yellow, pink, magenta, arancia, arancio and the ever popolare lime, calce green.
18) your parents insist te marry within your race.
19) te never order chop suey, sweet and aspro, acida pork, o any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask te to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, te NEVER order dessert.
22) te will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made te play the piano, the violin o both.
24) te get nothing if te do well in school, but crapped on if te don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, te sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, o both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) te have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) te own a riso cooker o two
30) your parents tell te about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy te clothes and shoes many sizes too big so te can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. più than 90% of your giorno has test prep, school, and o an instrument.
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get te into places half-price saying te were 12 when te were really 15
2) te ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) te have a 40 lb. bag of riso in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing te to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of animali they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) te know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress te with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving riso in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) te like $1.75 movies
16) te like $1.50 Film even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring te back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colori like yellow, pink, magenta, arancia, arancio and the ever popolare lime, calce green.
18) your parents insist te marry within your race.
19) te never order chop suey, sweet and aspro, acida pork, o any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask te to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, te NEVER order dessert.
22) te will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made te play the piano, the violin o both.
24) te get nothing if te do well in school, but crapped on if te don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, te sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, o both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) te have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) te own a riso cooker o two
30) your parents tell te about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy te clothes and shoes many sizes too big so te can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. più than 90% of your giorno has test prep, school, and o an instrument.
