Atheist Jokes

So I'm 15, and already I have discovered the sad truth of the world, people hate others. Sure te may be thinking, "Duh! Of course people hate people! What are te stupid?" But, what I mean is that they HATE me cuz of something I believe in, and I am only 15. 15 and people want me dead o thrown out of America, o they want me to be converted o a slave o whatever. I am 15 years old, 15 and people my age want me dead because I'm atheist.

Apparently because of my lack of religion, I am a cold, heartless, soulless person. I am cruel and emotionless, and all opinions I have are false. 13 years...

Credit: This is not mine, I got it from iambilly.wordpress.com, and thought it was interesting and kind of funny.

"As I was leaving work today, I noticed an older woman sitting alone. She sat on one of those walker/stools which have become quite popular. I thought it odd as the park was closed. So I stopped to ask, “Are te waiting for a ride?”

She smiled at me and, in a beautiful North Carolina Piedmont accent, replied. “Oh, yes. My husband and I parked at the mall and he just walked over to get the car. So I hope he’s picking me up.”

I thought for a moment and realized that there may...

I had often heard people say that not believing in god requires the same amount of faith as believing.
After that, I was mostly feeling outraged. But it got me thinking. I decided that there is something wrong with equalizing atheism with religion, but not in the way I thought before.

Let me explain.

Atheism - god(s) doesn't (don't) exist
Theism - god(s) does (do) exist

At this point, atheism and theism have made the same number of assumptions about the universe (given that there is no evidence of either).
I can already see some of the believers all smug: "Aha, so not believing requires the same...

Okay. I resently joined this club. Before I start I would like to say that I HATE 'god' and Christinaty and all of it's insane(only insane) followers who think us normal people should respect their little imaginary freind.

I looked through some images, most of them had nice comments...but after I saw a few...I saw some CHRISTIANS commento on how angry they were o how they want to 'spread the word'.

All I want to consigli te Atheists is:
Don't reply to them, o if te reply just say '@[username]Get out, this spot ain't for you.', te know what they say, 'silence is golden'.

And all I want to tell...