- not being able to tell if there is a ragno running down your leg o just a drop of sweat

-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let te use the air con

-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether te use the “hot” o “cold” tap

-your Cibo staple is not rice, but ice

-catastrophic fuoco danger warning

-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 Film just so te have a reason to stay there all day

-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight

-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the spiaggia is too hot to walk on anyway

-buying the last box of Golden Gaytimes from Woolies

-volunteering at a Bunnings barbecue and empathizing with the sausages and onions

-having to choose between not drinking tea/coffee o overheating

-spending the entire giorno in the dark with the curtains drawn because te can’t afford to use electricity

-burning yourself on the seatbelt buckle

-impromptu pool parties. every day.

-the power goes out at 2pm because everyone within a 200km radius of te has their air conditioning on full blast

-you could probably fry an egg on the roof of your car

-all te want for Natale is rain