Pasha Bulker

I fell in Amore in a Macca's parking lot
Sat on the curb eating vegemite sangas and pavlova
We talked about the Emu war and how it's too darn hot (whoa oh oh oh)

I told my mum that i'm gonna go swimming
And I'll need three litres of sunscreen to keep me safe
But if it's jellyfish season then i'll need to stay inside (whoa oh oh oh)

I'm always 'slip slop slapping' (yeah,yeah)
I'm always up for a barbie' (yeah,yeah)
No I don't listen to abbott (yeah,yeah)
And I'll never like julia either

I am Australian girl
wishing, praying it'll be colder
I'm wearing shorts, singlets and thongs
Sweating, crying, all australian...

- not being able to tell if there is a ragno running down your leg o just a drop of sweat

-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let te use the air con

-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether te use the “hot” o “cold” tap

-your Cibo staple is not rice, but ice

-catastrophic fuoco danger warning

-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 Film just so te have a reason to stay there all day

-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight

-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the spiaggia is too hot...

UPDATE 5.20pm: EVACUATIONS are under way in a dozen central and southern Queensland towns with floodwaters forcing più than 1000 Queenslanders from their homes.

Queensland's recitazione premier Paul Lucas detto the damage bill from the state's devastating floods is likely to exceed a billion dollars.

Mr Lucas and Emergency Services Minister Neil Roverts today visited isolated Chinchilla in central Queensland and conducted an aerial inspection of the flood-ravaged Dalby and Warwick areas in the southwest.

Chinchilla, Dalby and Theodore have been declared disaster areas and other towns have been hard...