Aang and Toph

Azula turned rather abruptly. “How did you…”

“Your husband told me about how he met you.” Zuko declared. “He detto that te came out of nowhere…out of the jungle. When are te going to tell him that te remember exactly what happened and who te are?”

“I wasn’t planning on it Zu-Zu.” Azula shrugged. “Until te waltzed back in here, there was no chance of him ever finding out. He simply didn’t need to know.”

“You can’t just…” Zuko’s voice nearly doubled in volume.

Azula sighed. “If te wouldn’t mind keeping it down…” She paused and drew in a breath....

1. Call him 'Zukers'.

2. Imitate Azula. Make sure he responds.

3. Ask him to teach te to use lightning.

4. ...When te aren't even a Firebender.

5. Cleverly try to teach him Waterbending. Insist it's to calm his temper.

6. At sundown, constantly panic that it's really an eclipse. Be very childish about it.

7. Throw rocks at his back and insist you're practicing your Earthbending.

8. Set his clothes on fire.

9. ....Tell him he did it in his sleep.

10. Give him matches for his birthday.

11. Get him stuck traveling with Chong (hippie nomad from The Cave of Two Lovers).

12. Pester him for his life story....