This story is longer than all the others. I also copyright the band name “Couch Crashers.” One più thing, My birthday is on August third, which is James’ birthday as well. Same with stella, star and Dixie’s anniversary.
The cop had a depressed look on his face, as if he were going to put stella, star and Kaltag in jail.
“Dogs, I got the news.”
“What, tell us?” Kaltag said.
“You two… are released!”
“Hell yeah!” stella, star yelled.
When the guard opened the door, stella, star ran out, and licked the guard all over.
“That’s sweet.”
When the Cani left the police station, Kaltag started yelling at Star.
“Star! te got me inside that police station to be processed. te got me so worried that we were going to jail. te got me drunk. I hate you!”
Kaltag walked off, then came back.
“Order me a damn bike!”
stella, star entered the cheat for a PCJ 900, then Kaltag drove off. stella, star himself ordered a Charger. On the way home, he hit a police car. A police stella, star appeared in front of him.
“Oh that’s nice.”
stella, star accelerated, nailed a cop slammed him against the wall, and stella, star got 3 stars.
“What the hell!”
A police hummer came right toward him, he remembered what happened last time. Last time he flew through the windshield and became incapacitated. He dodged the Hummer, and spun out. He had 4 stars.
“There’s 4 of me up there.”
A police officer pulled stella, star out of his car. He got on superiore, in alto of Star, and started to cuff him. Just then, stella, star bit the cops’ groin. The cop screamed like a sissy, and fell to the ground. Another cop came up and punched stella, star in the same place. stella, star fell to the ground, half conscious.
“I should have gotten neutered.”
A cop came and cuffed him. This time he didn’t do anything. They were almost all the way to the police station, when stella, star gained full consciousness. When they got in the police station, stella, star was uncuffed, and put down. stella, star still had his cheat phone. The noobish cops didn’t take his phone away. He ordered the full health, armor, and weapons. He shot all the guards around with a tranquilizer, escaped, entered a cheat to loose his wanted level, and went to his house.
“No, you’re not going to live hear anymore!” Kaltag yelled.
Tony came in.
“Tony! Kaltag won’t let me stay.”
“He’s your brother.”
“He hates me.”
“Well, I can’t torture Kaltag da keeping te here. Do te want to give Ralph another chance?”
“Sure.”
“I’ll drive you.”
Tony dropped stella, star off. stella, star knocked on the door. When Ralph saw him, he hugged stella, star really hard.
“Oh, Star!” Ralph kissed Star, “I knew you’d come back!” Ralph kissed stella, star again “I Amore you,” he kissed him, “I Amore you,” another kiss. “I Amore you,” one last kiss, “I promise, I will treat te with better respect, instead of going out with my Friends to get drunk, I will spend time with you. I will also get te a dog bowl, so te don’t have to eat out of the bag. I’ll also get te a water bowl so te don’t have to drink out of the toilet.”
stella, star licked Ralph all over. Just then, there was a knock on the door. It was Lars.
“Ralph, te got stella, star back!”
“I got one drum kit too many, do te want one?”
“Star te decide, te came back to me.”
“Can I have the St. Anger one please?”
“Sure, anything for my preferito dog.”
About 2 minuti later, Lars came in with the St. Anger drum kit.
“I played Frantic on this one. Frantic is about my fear of death.”
“There’s no need to fear death. Do te believe in God?”
“Yes.”
“Do te believe Gesù died for our souls?”
“Yes.”
“You’ll go to heaven, and James, Rob, Kirk, and I will be there.”
“You are right.”
“There is a chance te will die before us. If te do, it may be a few years down here on Earth, but in Heaven, it will only be a few seconds.”
Lars hugged Star, then left. stella, star played Lars’ former drum kit.
James came over to Kaltag’s house.
“I got one chitarra and mic too many. Do te want one?”
“Sure, can I have the chitarra from the Black Album?”
“Of course. And here’s a mic.”
“Thanks.”
Rob went to Nikki’s house.
“Do te want a bass?”
“Sure, hows ‘bout the one from Death Magnetic dere.”
“Ok, I’ll get it te shortly.”
Kirk went to Steele’s house.
“Hey, man, how about a guitar.”
“Sure, thanks.”
“Do te want one from a certain album?”
“Can I have the one from Lide the Rightning?”
“Lide the Rightning?”
“Sorry, Ride the Lightning.”
“Oh, sure.”
Balto went to buy a keyboard. Dixie bought a guitar. Jenna bought a mic. Balto heard what was going on between Kaltag and Star. Balto challenged Kaltag to a fight. Kaltag was sweating because he knew he would get destroyed. Balto was sitting there, already looking triumphant.
“Hey, how about we make this fight più interesting,” stella, star said, “If Kaltag wins, I revolt to him, if Balto wins, I will forgive Kaltag.”
“Alright, I’m here,” Nikki, the referee, said. “Let the fight begin!”
Balto and Kaltag fought. Jenna didn’t know what going on, and she got to the fight right as Balto through a punch, punzone at Kaltag, which knocked Kaltag out.
“Kaltag!” Jenna ran to Kaltag, “I told te to only to use your lupo fighting powers on enemies!”
“Jenna, I can explain.”
“Not to me! We’re divorced. And I have always loved Kaltag!”
Jenna licked rapidly Kaltag. When Kaltag woke up, he was freaking out. He couldn’t believe Jenna was licking him.
“Kaltag, I divorced Balto.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Also,” stella, star said, “Since te lost, te got my respect.”
Kaltag got up, limped to Star, then hugged him.
“Jenna is divorced.”
“Dude, she detto she loved you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, now’s your chance. Go and say ‘I Amore you’ to her.”
“I’m nervous.”
“Just go.”
stella, star pushed Kaltag to Jenna.
“Uhh, Jenna, uhh.”
“Kaltag, hi.”
“Hi, uhh, I heard te Amore me, and I just kind of, well, te know.”
“Yeah…”
“I lo… lo…ve you. I Amore you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, come here you.”
Jenna hugged Kaltag. All the Cani applauded but Balto.
“Kaltag’s got a girlfriend!” stella, star yelled.
“Shut up, Star!” Balto said.
“Make me!”
“Anyone can make you!”
“More people can make te than can make me!”
“Stop fighting, youse two!” Nikki said.
Star, Nikki, Balto, Dixie, Steele, and Metallica left, leaving Kaltag and Jenna in an alley. Kaltag and Jenna approached each other slowly. Then, they kissed. For a while. Kaltag was stunned. The feeling of Jenna’s tongue in his mouth was the greatest feeling ever. When they were done, Kaltag fell to the ground. Jenna got on superiore, in alto of him and started to flirt with him.
“Kaltag, you’re the most handsome person I’ve ever seen.”
“You’re the hottest person I’ve ever seen.”
Jenna kissed Kaltag. He felt the feeling of Jenna’s tongue again. He enjoyed making out with his new girlfriend.
stella, star came into the alley to check on Kaltag and Jenna. He saw the two making out, and thought it was so sweet.
“Star, now I understand why te kept making out with Dixie.”
“It feels good, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah.”
“Did I tell te I got one of Lars’ drum kits?”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“I got a mic and chitarra from James.”
“Wow.”
stella, star texted Nikki.
Star: Dude, I got Lars’ drum kit.
Nikki: That’s awesome, do youse want to here somethin’ dere?
Star: Sure.
Nikki: I got Rob’s Bass
Star: Wow.
Kaltag texted Steele.
Kaltag: Dude guess what.
Steele: What?
Kaltag: I got a chitarra and mic from James.
Steele: I got Kirk’s guitar.
Kaltag: Wow.
stella, star texted Dixie.
Star: I got Lars’ drum kit.
Dixie: Nice, I bought a guitar.
Star: that’s nice.
Kaltag texted Balto.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m sorry.
Balto: It’s ok.
Kaltag: te sure?
Balto: Yes
Kaltag: ok.
Balto: Have te done anything to her yet?
Kaltag: I’ve stuck my tongue in her mouth a few times.
Balto: Lol.
Kaltag: I got a mic and chitarra from James.
Balto: I got a keyboard.
Kaltag: Nice
stella, star texted Kaltag
Star: Dude I got Lars’ drum kit.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m right behind you.
stella, star look behind him.
“Oh, hi Kaltag.”
Kaltag kissed Jenna.
“You two aren’t married yet.”
“Hey, Star, where did te and Dixie get married?” Jenna asked.
“Sanders Mansion in Seattle.”
“That’s where we should get married.”
“Nice.”
“Hey, Jenna, what’s your preferito airline?” Kaltag asked.
“Continental.”
“That’s what we’ll fly to Seattle.”
“Sweet, I Amore that airline,” stella, star said.
“How about… August 3rd,” Jenna offered.
“That’s mine and Dixie’s anniversary.”
“It’s also James’ birthday.
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Do te want us to schedule it on a different day?” Jenna asked.
“No!”
“Ok then.”
“By the way, Kaltag, Nikki got Rob’s bass.” stella, star said.
“Steele got Kirk’s guitar.” Kaltag replied.
“Dixie got a guitar.”
“Balto got a keyboard.”
“I got a mic,” Jenna replied.
stella, star went home and wrote Ralph a note where he was going.
“Can I come with you?”
“Sure.”
Three people were at the door. They were Louis, Lars, and Niko.
“Hey, Star, I heard your brother is getting married,” Niko said.
“Yeah, are te going to the wedding?”
“Yeah, all of us are,” Lars said.
“All of Metallica?”
“Yeah.” Lars said.
“Even Bill, Zoey, and Francis?”
“Of course yo,” Louis replied.
“Even Packie, Little Jacob, Brucie, Mallory, Roman, and Michele?”
“Yeah,” Niko replied.
“Nice.”
The successivo day, Ralph willingly flew the Beechcraft to the Anchorage airport. There they boarded the Continental aircraft. It was a large 777-200. It had TV’s in each seat. The Cani were in first class. Kaltag and Jenna were at row 3 A,B. Jenna A, and Kaltag at B. The rest at row 9 A,B,C,D,E. Star, A. Dixie, B. Balto, C. Steele, D. Nikki, E. All the humans but Metallica sat in economy. Metallica sat at 3 C,D,E,F. James at C. Lars at D. Kirk at E. Rob at F.
When they got to the Seattle airport, it was bigger than they remembered.
“Deuce, this is big!” stella, star said.
“Baggage claim this way.” Rob said.
“Cool,” Packie said.
When they got to the baggage claim, the saw a man with a sign saying “Star.”
“What the hell! I told them to make the sign say Kaltag, damn it!” stella, star said.
He ha rubato, stola sign from the guy, got a sharpie, crossed out stella, star and put Kaltag.
“I’m Kaltag.” Kaltag said.
“I’m Pity The Foo. I have three names, but I’m not a serial killer.”
“Ok, so you’re a foo?”
“Yesh.”
“Yesh?”
“Let’s do it!” Francis said.
“That’s what she said!” Pity The Foo said.
“Hey!”
“Well, I’m driving a small, luxury bus.”
“Sickness!” Kaltag said.
When they got in, it had TV’s in each seat. It was just like the 777 but smaller, quieter, and less fun. They were taken to the Edgewater Inn. It was about 11:45 pm, and everyone was tired. There were 3 suites attached. One suite was for the dogs. another for Metallica, Louis, Zoey, Bill and Francis. The last one for Niko, Packie, Brucie, Roman, Little Jacob, Mallory, and Michele.
That night, Kaltag was having a dream he was a dog-Spartan on Halo 3. In his dream, he was T-bagging a grunt. Jenna woke up to find Kaltag T-bagging her.
“Kaltag, te pervert, we’re not married yet.”
“Take this Grunt!”
“Oh, you’re asleep.”
Jenna bit Kaltag’s tail.
“What the French, Toast!”
“You were T-bagging me in in your sleep.”
“Oh, sorry.”
The successivo day, everyone was up early. The alarm clocks were set to 5:00.
“We got a big giorno ahead of us,” Jenna detto as she rubbed her face on Kaltag.
Kaltag got one.
“Please, not right now.”
“Sorry.”
Kaltag and Jenna arranged the wedding. It stared at 1:00 a.m.
“Kaltag, do te take Jenna to be your lovely wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“Jenna, do te take Kaltag to be your husband?”
“I do.”
“Is there anyone here have a reason why these two shouldn’t get married?”
No one responded.
“Kaltag, te may now baciare the bride.”
Kaltag felt Jenna’s tongue in his mouth again. About 30 minuti later, Metallica came on stage.
“Hey, people, cheer the new couple on, o we’ll play country songs all day. Not to mention, we’ll cover, Justin Beiber’s music. Uh oh!” Lars said.
“NOOOO!”
“Here they come!”
Everyone cheered as loud as they could. stella, star was the loudest.
“Good job people. Star, you’re loud! Now let’s rock!”
Metallica played Helpless.
“Hey, it looks is going to be our song,” Kaltag said.
“Yee,” Jenna replied.
“Hey, that’s my word!” stella, star said.
“Sorry.”
“It’s good, te are the bride.”
“Ok, then.”
“Alright,” Rob, the DJ and basso player said, “it’s time to cut the cake.”
Jenna grabbed a piece, and so did Kaltag. Kaltag closed his eyes and tried to put the piece of cake in Jenna’s mouth. Unsuccessfully, Kaltag shoved the piece of cake into Jenna’s eyes. Jenna threw the piece at Kaltag.
“We’ll make a good couple,” Kaltag said.
“Yes, we will,” Jenna replied.
Kaltag licked the cake off Jenna. Jenna did the same thing to him.
After a few hours, the limo arrived, the Cani and Metallica got in it. The rest took a bus. About four days later, after roaming around in Seattle, they went home.
“Hey, I have an idea!” Steele said.
“What?” Kaltag asked.
“You know how we all have instruments?”
“Yeah.”
“We should form a band.”
“Good idea!”
“I got a name!” stella, star yelled.
“What?”
“The divano Crashers!”
“Hey, yeah!”
“I’m playing the drums!” stella, star said.
“Well duh, We’re playing the instruments we either bought o received da Metallica,” Steele pointed out.
“Cool.”
“First, we have to test you, Star.”
“Oh.”
They got something that measured how many beats a secondo stella, star can drum.
“Holy crap!” Kaltag yelled.
“What?” stella, star asked.
“8 beats a second!”
“What?!”
“Star, you’re our drummer!” Balto detto happily.
“Alright, Steele, time to test te on guitar,” Balto said.
Steele strummed 9 beats a second.
“Steele is our chitarra player,” stella, star said
They tested Kaltag.
He only got 6 strums a second.
“You’ll be vocalist and guitar.”
They tested Nikki on bass. He got 10 strums a second.
They tested Dixie on guitar. She got 7 strums a second.
Jenna is back up vocalist.
They covered Metallica’s Frantic, which is about Lars’ fear of death. Then they covered Metallica’s cover, Helpless. Then they covered Ride the Lightning. Then they covered Sad But True, Metallica. Then they covered My Apocalypse, I bet te can’t figure out who that’s by. Then, they covered Master of Puppets you‘ve established who it is.
“Should we cover più than just Metallica?” Steele asked.
“Sure, let’s play Pantera’s Cowboys from Hell.” Kaltag said
They covered that.
“Let’s play Motley Crue’s Dr. Feelgood.” Balto said.
They covered that.
“I’m tiered,” all the Cani detto in unison, “Let’s go home.”
“I’ll drive,” stella, star said.
On the way, stella, star nailed a police car, not only giving them a star, but killing the cops inside, which gave them 2 extra stars.
“Star you’re so stupid!” Balto said, “Give me the wheel!”
The car went out of control.
“Look who’s talking!” stella, star said.
Because of Balto trying to grab the wheel, the car went into the water.
“Damn it, Balto!”
They got out, and got to the shore.
“Get us another FBI Charger,” stella, star detto as he clicked the cheat.
Just then, a police car came at full speed, and nailed Dixie.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” stella, star yelled. “$%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@!”
“Star, it’s my fault, I’m…” Balto tried to apologize.
“Shut up, give me your shotgun!”
“I don’t have it.”
“Damn you!”
A cop approached Star.
“Don’t get any idea’s!” the cop said.
stella, star got on the ground, to let the cop arrest him. stella, star felt the hand cuff go on his right paw. When the cop was about to cuff his left paw, stella, star melee the cop in the nuts using the left cuff. The cop fell to the ground in pain, dropping the gun. stella, star picked up the gun, then shot the cop.
“The rest of te get in that car I just ordered.”
“Star, I don’ want to leave te here!” Kaltag said.
stella, star dodged a bullet.
“Too bad, go!”
The Cani took off, but Balto stayed.
“Star, I feel bad, let me be in combat with you.”
“Balto, you’re not staying here!”
stella, star ordered a car.
“Get in that!””
“Star I’m staying!”
stella, star pointed the gun at Balto.
“Get in that car, o I will pull this trigger.”
stella, star got shot in the arm. He shot the cop that shot him.
“You’re going to have to pull that trigger, I’m staying here.”
stella, star tried as hard as he could to pull the trigger.
“I can’t, I can’t hurt a friend, just go home!”
Balto drove off. A police helicopter came to him. stella, star pulled out a rocket launcher, he didn’t even know he had, and shot down the helicopter. stella, star fought his way to Dixie, who he healed with his cheats.
“We have to get out of here!” Dixie said.
stella, star had all 6 stars.
“6 of me up there!”
stella, star pulled out a teleport cheat. Then, he Lost the cops. They were at Star’s house.
“Star, again, te saved my life! Can I repay you?”
“Give me $100,000,000?”
“I don’t have the money.”
Dixie crawled n superiore, in alto of Star, and hugged him.
“I Amore you, Star.”
“I Amore te too Dixie.”
The doorbell rang.
“I got it!” Ralph said.
Ralph had laser eye surgery, and was blind. He opened the door. It was Lars.
“Hey, Ralph, I’m…” Lars didn’t finish because he saw stella, star and Dixie.
“Hold on, I can recognize your voice, oh Lars! ciao dude!”
“Lude te doigs, they ore… oh God.”
“What?”
“Dixie is on superiore, in alto of Star!”
“That figures, they do it every Friday.”
“AHHH!”
“Yeah.”
“Well, piece out.”
“Bye, Lars!”
“Piece out!”
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The cop had a depressed look on his face, as if he were going to put stella, star and Kaltag in jail.
“Dogs, I got the news.”
“What, tell us?” Kaltag said.
“You two… are released!”
“Hell yeah!” stella, star yelled.
When the guard opened the door, stella, star ran out, and licked the guard all over.
“That’s sweet.”
When the Cani left the police station, Kaltag started yelling at Star.
“Star! te got me inside that police station to be processed. te got me so worried that we were going to jail. te got me drunk. I hate you!”
Kaltag walked off, then came back.
“Order me a damn bike!”
stella, star entered the cheat for a PCJ 900, then Kaltag drove off. stella, star himself ordered a Charger. On the way home, he hit a police car. A police stella, star appeared in front of him.
“Oh that’s nice.”
stella, star accelerated, nailed a cop slammed him against the wall, and stella, star got 3 stars.
“What the hell!”
A police hummer came right toward him, he remembered what happened last time. Last time he flew through the windshield and became incapacitated. He dodged the Hummer, and spun out. He had 4 stars.
“There’s 4 of me up there.”
A police officer pulled stella, star out of his car. He got on superiore, in alto of Star, and started to cuff him. Just then, stella, star bit the cops’ groin. The cop screamed like a sissy, and fell to the ground. Another cop came up and punched stella, star in the same place. stella, star fell to the ground, half conscious.
“I should have gotten neutered.”
A cop came and cuffed him. This time he didn’t do anything. They were almost all the way to the police station, when stella, star gained full consciousness. When they got in the police station, stella, star was uncuffed, and put down. stella, star still had his cheat phone. The noobish cops didn’t take his phone away. He ordered the full health, armor, and weapons. He shot all the guards around with a tranquilizer, escaped, entered a cheat to loose his wanted level, and went to his house.
“No, you’re not going to live hear anymore!” Kaltag yelled.
Tony came in.
“Tony! Kaltag won’t let me stay.”
“He’s your brother.”
“He hates me.”
“Well, I can’t torture Kaltag da keeping te here. Do te want to give Ralph another chance?”
“Sure.”
“I’ll drive you.”
Tony dropped stella, star off. stella, star knocked on the door. When Ralph saw him, he hugged stella, star really hard.
“Oh, Star!” Ralph kissed Star, “I knew you’d come back!” Ralph kissed stella, star again “I Amore you,” he kissed him, “I Amore you,” another kiss. “I Amore you,” one last kiss, “I promise, I will treat te with better respect, instead of going out with my Friends to get drunk, I will spend time with you. I will also get te a dog bowl, so te don’t have to eat out of the bag. I’ll also get te a water bowl so te don’t have to drink out of the toilet.”
stella, star licked Ralph all over. Just then, there was a knock on the door. It was Lars.
“Ralph, te got stella, star back!”
“I got one drum kit too many, do te want one?”
“Star te decide, te came back to me.”
“Can I have the St. Anger one please?”
“Sure, anything for my preferito dog.”
About 2 minuti later, Lars came in with the St. Anger drum kit.
“I played Frantic on this one. Frantic is about my fear of death.”
“There’s no need to fear death. Do te believe in God?”
“Yes.”
“Do te believe Gesù died for our souls?”
“Yes.”
“You’ll go to heaven, and James, Rob, Kirk, and I will be there.”
“You are right.”
“There is a chance te will die before us. If te do, it may be a few years down here on Earth, but in Heaven, it will only be a few seconds.”
Lars hugged Star, then left. stella, star played Lars’ former drum kit.
James came over to Kaltag’s house.
“I got one chitarra and mic too many. Do te want one?”
“Sure, can I have the chitarra from the Black Album?”
“Of course. And here’s a mic.”
“Thanks.”
Rob went to Nikki’s house.
“Do te want a bass?”
“Sure, hows ‘bout the one from Death Magnetic dere.”
“Ok, I’ll get it te shortly.”
Kirk went to Steele’s house.
“Hey, man, how about a guitar.”
“Sure, thanks.”
“Do te want one from a certain album?”
“Can I have the one from Lide the Rightning?”
“Lide the Rightning?”
“Sorry, Ride the Lightning.”
“Oh, sure.”
Balto went to buy a keyboard. Dixie bought a guitar. Jenna bought a mic. Balto heard what was going on between Kaltag and Star. Balto challenged Kaltag to a fight. Kaltag was sweating because he knew he would get destroyed. Balto was sitting there, already looking triumphant.
“Hey, how about we make this fight più interesting,” stella, star said, “If Kaltag wins, I revolt to him, if Balto wins, I will forgive Kaltag.”
“Alright, I’m here,” Nikki, the referee, said. “Let the fight begin!”
Balto and Kaltag fought. Jenna didn’t know what going on, and she got to the fight right as Balto through a punch, punzone at Kaltag, which knocked Kaltag out.
“Kaltag!” Jenna ran to Kaltag, “I told te to only to use your lupo fighting powers on enemies!”
“Jenna, I can explain.”
“Not to me! We’re divorced. And I have always loved Kaltag!”
Jenna licked rapidly Kaltag. When Kaltag woke up, he was freaking out. He couldn’t believe Jenna was licking him.
“Kaltag, I divorced Balto.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Also,” stella, star said, “Since te lost, te got my respect.”
Kaltag got up, limped to Star, then hugged him.
“Jenna is divorced.”
“Dude, she detto she loved you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, now’s your chance. Go and say ‘I Amore you’ to her.”
“I’m nervous.”
“Just go.”
stella, star pushed Kaltag to Jenna.
“Uhh, Jenna, uhh.”
“Kaltag, hi.”
“Hi, uhh, I heard te Amore me, and I just kind of, well, te know.”
“Yeah…”
“I lo… lo…ve you. I Amore you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, come here you.”
Jenna hugged Kaltag. All the Cani applauded but Balto.
“Kaltag’s got a girlfriend!” stella, star yelled.
“Shut up, Star!” Balto said.
“Make me!”
“Anyone can make you!”
“More people can make te than can make me!”
“Stop fighting, youse two!” Nikki said.
Star, Nikki, Balto, Dixie, Steele, and Metallica left, leaving Kaltag and Jenna in an alley. Kaltag and Jenna approached each other slowly. Then, they kissed. For a while. Kaltag was stunned. The feeling of Jenna’s tongue in his mouth was the greatest feeling ever. When they were done, Kaltag fell to the ground. Jenna got on superiore, in alto of him and started to flirt with him.
“Kaltag, you’re the most handsome person I’ve ever seen.”
“You’re the hottest person I’ve ever seen.”
Jenna kissed Kaltag. He felt the feeling of Jenna’s tongue again. He enjoyed making out with his new girlfriend.
stella, star came into the alley to check on Kaltag and Jenna. He saw the two making out, and thought it was so sweet.
“Star, now I understand why te kept making out with Dixie.”
“It feels good, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah.”
“Did I tell te I got one of Lars’ drum kits?”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“I got a mic and chitarra from James.”
“Wow.”
stella, star texted Nikki.
Star: Dude, I got Lars’ drum kit.
Nikki: That’s awesome, do youse want to here somethin’ dere?
Star: Sure.
Nikki: I got Rob’s Bass
Star: Wow.
Kaltag texted Steele.
Kaltag: Dude guess what.
Steele: What?
Kaltag: I got a chitarra and mic from James.
Steele: I got Kirk’s guitar.
Kaltag: Wow.
stella, star texted Dixie.
Star: I got Lars’ drum kit.
Dixie: Nice, I bought a guitar.
Star: that’s nice.
Kaltag texted Balto.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m sorry.
Balto: It’s ok.
Kaltag: te sure?
Balto: Yes
Kaltag: ok.
Balto: Have te done anything to her yet?
Kaltag: I’ve stuck my tongue in her mouth a few times.
Balto: Lol.
Kaltag: I got a mic and chitarra from James.
Balto: I got a keyboard.
Kaltag: Nice
stella, star texted Kaltag
Star: Dude I got Lars’ drum kit.
Kaltag: Dude, I’m right behind you.
stella, star look behind him.
“Oh, hi Kaltag.”
Kaltag kissed Jenna.
“You two aren’t married yet.”
“Hey, Star, where did te and Dixie get married?” Jenna asked.
“Sanders Mansion in Seattle.”
“That’s where we should get married.”
“Nice.”
“Hey, Jenna, what’s your preferito airline?” Kaltag asked.
“Continental.”
“That’s what we’ll fly to Seattle.”
“Sweet, I Amore that airline,” stella, star said.
“How about… August 3rd,” Jenna offered.
“That’s mine and Dixie’s anniversary.”
“It’s also James’ birthday.
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Do te want us to schedule it on a different day?” Jenna asked.
“No!”
“Ok then.”
“By the way, Kaltag, Nikki got Rob’s bass.” stella, star said.
“Steele got Kirk’s guitar.” Kaltag replied.
“Dixie got a guitar.”
“Balto got a keyboard.”
“I got a mic,” Jenna replied.
stella, star went home and wrote Ralph a note where he was going.
“Can I come with you?”
“Sure.”
Three people were at the door. They were Louis, Lars, and Niko.
“Hey, Star, I heard your brother is getting married,” Niko said.
“Yeah, are te going to the wedding?”
“Yeah, all of us are,” Lars said.
“All of Metallica?”
“Yeah.” Lars said.
“Even Bill, Zoey, and Francis?”
“Of course yo,” Louis replied.
“Even Packie, Little Jacob, Brucie, Mallory, Roman, and Michele?”
“Yeah,” Niko replied.
“Nice.”
The successivo day, Ralph willingly flew the Beechcraft to the Anchorage airport. There they boarded the Continental aircraft. It was a large 777-200. It had TV’s in each seat. The Cani were in first class. Kaltag and Jenna were at row 3 A,B. Jenna A, and Kaltag at B. The rest at row 9 A,B,C,D,E. Star, A. Dixie, B. Balto, C. Steele, D. Nikki, E. All the humans but Metallica sat in economy. Metallica sat at 3 C,D,E,F. James at C. Lars at D. Kirk at E. Rob at F.
When they got to the Seattle airport, it was bigger than they remembered.
“Deuce, this is big!” stella, star said.
“Baggage claim this way.” Rob said.
“Cool,” Packie said.
When they got to the baggage claim, the saw a man with a sign saying “Star.”
“What the hell! I told them to make the sign say Kaltag, damn it!” stella, star said.
He ha rubato, stola sign from the guy, got a sharpie, crossed out stella, star and put Kaltag.
“I’m Kaltag.” Kaltag said.
“I’m Pity The Foo. I have three names, but I’m not a serial killer.”
“Ok, so you’re a foo?”
“Yesh.”
“Yesh?”
“Let’s do it!” Francis said.
“That’s what she said!” Pity The Foo said.
“Hey!”
“Well, I’m driving a small, luxury bus.”
“Sickness!” Kaltag said.
When they got in, it had TV’s in each seat. It was just like the 777 but smaller, quieter, and less fun. They were taken to the Edgewater Inn. It was about 11:45 pm, and everyone was tired. There were 3 suites attached. One suite was for the dogs. another for Metallica, Louis, Zoey, Bill and Francis. The last one for Niko, Packie, Brucie, Roman, Little Jacob, Mallory, and Michele.
That night, Kaltag was having a dream he was a dog-Spartan on Halo 3. In his dream, he was T-bagging a grunt. Jenna woke up to find Kaltag T-bagging her.
“Kaltag, te pervert, we’re not married yet.”
“Take this Grunt!”
“Oh, you’re asleep.”
Jenna bit Kaltag’s tail.
“What the French, Toast!”
“You were T-bagging me in in your sleep.”
“Oh, sorry.”
The successivo day, everyone was up early. The alarm clocks were set to 5:00.
“We got a big giorno ahead of us,” Jenna detto as she rubbed her face on Kaltag.
Kaltag got one.
“Please, not right now.”
“Sorry.”
Kaltag and Jenna arranged the wedding. It stared at 1:00 a.m.
“Kaltag, do te take Jenna to be your lovely wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“Jenna, do te take Kaltag to be your husband?”
“I do.”
“Is there anyone here have a reason why these two shouldn’t get married?”
No one responded.
“Kaltag, te may now baciare the bride.”
Kaltag felt Jenna’s tongue in his mouth again. About 30 minuti later, Metallica came on stage.
“Hey, people, cheer the new couple on, o we’ll play country songs all day. Not to mention, we’ll cover, Justin Beiber’s music. Uh oh!” Lars said.
“NOOOO!”
“Here they come!”
Everyone cheered as loud as they could. stella, star was the loudest.
“Good job people. Star, you’re loud! Now let’s rock!”
Metallica played Helpless.
“Hey, it looks is going to be our song,” Kaltag said.
“Yee,” Jenna replied.
“Hey, that’s my word!” stella, star said.
“Sorry.”
“It’s good, te are the bride.”
“Ok, then.”
“Alright,” Rob, the DJ and basso player said, “it’s time to cut the cake.”
Jenna grabbed a piece, and so did Kaltag. Kaltag closed his eyes and tried to put the piece of cake in Jenna’s mouth. Unsuccessfully, Kaltag shoved the piece of cake into Jenna’s eyes. Jenna threw the piece at Kaltag.
“We’ll make a good couple,” Kaltag said.
“Yes, we will,” Jenna replied.
Kaltag licked the cake off Jenna. Jenna did the same thing to him.
After a few hours, the limo arrived, the Cani and Metallica got in it. The rest took a bus. About four days later, after roaming around in Seattle, they went home.
“Hey, I have an idea!” Steele said.
“What?” Kaltag asked.
“You know how we all have instruments?”
“Yeah.”
“We should form a band.”
“Good idea!”
“I got a name!” stella, star yelled.
“What?”
“The divano Crashers!”
“Hey, yeah!”
“I’m playing the drums!” stella, star said.
“Well duh, We’re playing the instruments we either bought o received da Metallica,” Steele pointed out.
“Cool.”
“First, we have to test you, Star.”
“Oh.”
They got something that measured how many beats a secondo stella, star can drum.
“Holy crap!” Kaltag yelled.
“What?” stella, star asked.
“8 beats a second!”
“What?!”
“Star, you’re our drummer!” Balto detto happily.
“Alright, Steele, time to test te on guitar,” Balto said.
Steele strummed 9 beats a second.
“Steele is our chitarra player,” stella, star said
They tested Kaltag.
He only got 6 strums a second.
“You’ll be vocalist and guitar.”
They tested Nikki on bass. He got 10 strums a second.
They tested Dixie on guitar. She got 7 strums a second.
Jenna is back up vocalist.
They covered Metallica’s Frantic, which is about Lars’ fear of death. Then they covered Metallica’s cover, Helpless. Then they covered Ride the Lightning. Then they covered Sad But True, Metallica. Then they covered My Apocalypse, I bet te can’t figure out who that’s by. Then, they covered Master of Puppets you‘ve established who it is.
“Should we cover più than just Metallica?” Steele asked.
“Sure, let’s play Pantera’s Cowboys from Hell.” Kaltag said
They covered that.
“Let’s play Motley Crue’s Dr. Feelgood.” Balto said.
They covered that.
“I’m tiered,” all the Cani detto in unison, “Let’s go home.”
“I’ll drive,” stella, star said.
On the way, stella, star nailed a police car, not only giving them a star, but killing the cops inside, which gave them 2 extra stars.
“Star you’re so stupid!” Balto said, “Give me the wheel!”
The car went out of control.
“Look who’s talking!” stella, star said.
Because of Balto trying to grab the wheel, the car went into the water.
“Damn it, Balto!”
They got out, and got to the shore.
“Get us another FBI Charger,” stella, star detto as he clicked the cheat.
Just then, a police car came at full speed, and nailed Dixie.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” stella, star yelled. “$%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@ $%#@!”
“Star, it’s my fault, I’m…” Balto tried to apologize.
“Shut up, give me your shotgun!”
“I don’t have it.”
“Damn you!”
A cop approached Star.
“Don’t get any idea’s!” the cop said.
stella, star got on the ground, to let the cop arrest him. stella, star felt the hand cuff go on his right paw. When the cop was about to cuff his left paw, stella, star melee the cop in the nuts using the left cuff. The cop fell to the ground in pain, dropping the gun. stella, star picked up the gun, then shot the cop.
“The rest of te get in that car I just ordered.”
“Star, I don’ want to leave te here!” Kaltag said.
stella, star dodged a bullet.
“Too bad, go!”
The Cani took off, but Balto stayed.
“Star, I feel bad, let me be in combat with you.”
“Balto, you’re not staying here!”
stella, star ordered a car.
“Get in that!””
“Star I’m staying!”
stella, star pointed the gun at Balto.
“Get in that car, o I will pull this trigger.”
stella, star got shot in the arm. He shot the cop that shot him.
“You’re going to have to pull that trigger, I’m staying here.”
stella, star tried as hard as he could to pull the trigger.
“I can’t, I can’t hurt a friend, just go home!”
Balto drove off. A police helicopter came to him. stella, star pulled out a rocket launcher, he didn’t even know he had, and shot down the helicopter. stella, star fought his way to Dixie, who he healed with his cheats.
“We have to get out of here!” Dixie said.
stella, star had all 6 stars.
“6 of me up there!”
stella, star pulled out a teleport cheat. Then, he Lost the cops. They were at Star’s house.
“Star, again, te saved my life! Can I repay you?”
“Give me $100,000,000?”
“I don’t have the money.”
Dixie crawled n superiore, in alto of Star, and hugged him.
“I Amore you, Star.”
“I Amore te too Dixie.”
The doorbell rang.
“I got it!” Ralph said.
Ralph had laser eye surgery, and was blind. He opened the door. It was Lars.
“Hey, Ralph, I’m…” Lars didn’t finish because he saw stella, star and Dixie.
“Hold on, I can recognize your voice, oh Lars! ciao dude!”
“Lude te doigs, they ore… oh God.”
“What?”
“Dixie is on superiore, in alto of Star!”
“That figures, they do it every Friday.”
“AHHH!”
“Yeah.”
“Well, piece out.”
“Bye, Lars!”
“Piece out!”
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