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Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

(Side note: This articolo has been rated pg13, and should not be read da anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)

#20.
Detective Comics: 241


This is what happens when Batman is written da Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48


"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, te the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under...
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I know that a lot of Batman fan would disagree with this, but I think that Batman and Robin is very overhated. Batman and Robin is a 1997 film that has become really hated da Batman fans. However I think that there's a lot of stuff in this film to like.

5. This film's versions of the Heroes are well done.

I think that George Clooney's version of Batman actually works well. People have compared it to Adam West's Batman, but I think that it's good that there are things in common between them. Mr. Clooney has the same wholesome charm of Mr. West. Mr. Clooney's Batman took the silly stuff going...
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posted by Milesprowerfan
I glanced around the old mansion for quite some time. I'd ask a domanda about a broken pot o a portrait. Art still fascinates me today. I guess it got annoying, since Catwoman slapped me with the whip. "Stop pestering, Strike." She said. "Your room is at the superiore, in alto of the stairs. Come back down when you're done." She seemed pretty mad. This made me suspicious. I shrugged it off and went to the staircase.

Looking up, I could tell it was pretty tall. Tall, and dusty. I pulled out my inhaler and began the climb upwards. This mansion, I guessed, must've had three stories. I passed a middle level...
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posted by arrowone
Venom: Hi we're a Marvel
Two-Face: And we're a DC.
Venom: We express allegience to the symbiote
Two-Face: And we like to leave things to chance
Venom: We were awesome in that lame Parker guy's movie
Two-Face: And we...know that te owe over 400 million people nine dollars and whatever they paid for concessions.
Venom: Eckhart ruining an exchange of dialogue. And I thought I saw everything.
Two-Face: You're right. Much better to watch the master let Donna boss him around for twenty minuti and then throw another fit when he works up the nerve to say boo big red.
Venom: Who in the hell puts Two-Face...
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Tarantino: Hi I'm the 1990s
Rest: And we're the 2000s.

QT: Oh please...what...you didn't hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? I'm the 2000s too, suckas.

Nolan: But we've already seen your Film before they come out in other countries and at the video store.

At that, Raimi snaps his fingers in z formation.

QT: And I read all the comic stories you're now taking credit for. As WELL as seeing all my Film at the video store already. That's why Kill Bill Vol. 2 was even a better sequel then Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2!

Rest: Oh please, it was a pistache! te even ha rubato, stola the Musica from Good Bad and...
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Several actors have played Batman. There have been over five live action versions of Batman as well as various voice actors. People often discuss about which Batman actor is the best. I think that the best is Adam West.

1. Adam West stood out più than any other Batman actor

Adam West got to play Batman in a mostra that lasted over 100 episodes. That gave him plenty of time for his version of Batman to be memorable. Later on he got to voice Batman in cartoni animati which gave him a chance to play various versions of Batman. All of his performances as Batman are a memorable treat.

The other live action...
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posted by arrowone
Captain Stacy: Hi I'm a Marvel
Gordon: ...Hey what are te doing here at Commissioner Loeb's funeral?
Stacy: I'm coordinating it! Alright, first things first. The Joker threatened to kill our beloved mayor, so for the funeral, I think it's best to have it in a location with an obscene amounts of windows.
Gordon: ...but what about sharpshooters?
Stacy: Please. We're doing our job.
Gordon: No you're not doing your job. At DC, we get to the bottom of the matter. Like detectives. We're not here to let people off with a warning in order to set good examples for children
Stacy: Yes clearly from watching...
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”THE DARK KNIGHT” (2008) Review

In 2005, director/writer Christopher Nolan rebooted the Batman franchise with the highly successful movie, ”BATMAN BEGINS” that starred Christian Bale as the Caped Crusader. Both men have reunited three years later for a new story centered around Batman’s conflict with his greatest nemesis, Joker in this 2008 sequel called ”THE DARK KNIGHT”.

There has been a great deal of attention surrounding this movie. Many have not only praised it, claiming that it is better than the 2005 movie. But most of the word-of-mouth had centered around the late Heath...
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posted by arrowone
Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
League of Shadows: And we're a DC
Symbiote: I provide good with temptations to be bad
League: I provide good no other option then to be bad
Symbiote: I like to snuggle
League: I like to swordfight
Symbiote: Spider-Man meets me while up in spazio
League: Bat-Man meets us while in the mountains
Symbiote: But we can find ninjas that fight poorly and awkwardly in any movie
League: And we can find Superman III at your local Best Buy for $4.99
Symbiote: How the hell was what I do anything like what that laced Kryptonite did? Peter didn't become a jerk, he becomes whatever is...
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posted by arrowone
doc ock: ladies and gentlemen, I am a marvel.
ra's al ghul: and I speak for the one known as DC.

doc ock: how comes your company thinks all villians talk like shakespeare?

ra's al ghul: perhaps you'd prefer I be a side-effect of another one of your experiments that are carried out with such evidence of understanding of the subject matter.

doc ock: what i don't understand is, why watch te for nine dollars when Mountain Dew commercials can be seen for free? The thirst is nothing! The will is everything!

Ra's: Nice L train scene

Doc ock: Nice monorail scene

Ra's: .....good story structure. I liked...
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Since I'm a big Batman fan, I often enjoying looking at people's ranking of the Batman actors. I like hearing the opinions of various Batman fans. The Batman film franchise might be my preferito film franchise. Both the classic films that I grew up with and the newer films hold a special place in my heart. I figure it was about time that I ranked the actors from the various versions of Batman. This ranking is just for the actors that played Batman in live-action, because I find it hard to compare a live-action performance to a voice performance. Plus, there have been dozens of Batman voice actors...
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William Dozier is the man responsible for bringing the 1960's Batman Televisione series to life, as well as being the person who narrated the show. Over the past fifty years, several people have made their own versions of Batman. While there have been lots of outstanding things done with the Batman franchise, the 1960's still remains Batman's best decade. There are so many things that make the 1966 Televisione series and movie so great. For this article, I'd like to focus on the main elements that made the 1960's such a special time for Batman.

The mostra closely resembled Bill Finger's comics,...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Batman vs. Two-Face is an animated film that came out in 2017. It is a sequel to 2016's Batman: Return of the Caped of the Caped Crusaders. Both films serve as a reunion for the cast of the 1960's live-action Batman TV mostra and movie. Both films have Adam West, Burt Ward and Julie Newmar returning to their classic roles. Return of the Caped Crusaders was a really good tribute to the classic Batman show, while being unique and clever enough to feel like something fresh. In my opinion, Batman vs. Two-Face is an even better film. While Batman vs. Two-Face might just seem like one of many direct-to-DVD...
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posted by MoniBolis
When i was 5 years old i ask my father, who did he like better Batman o Superman?

He answer Batman. So i ask why Batman, he doesn't have superpowers he is just a guy.

My father response was: "That's exactly why. He is just a guy, but a really tough guy. He punches the bad guys, he has cool gadgets, and he never gives up"

Something click in my mind and i been a Batman fan ever since.

I watch the cartoons, the movies, and when i got older the comics.

So how about te guys? When did te became a Batman fan
posted by hey-ya101
After bruce was done watching the tape he thought about what alfred detto so he asked alfred what was the matter and alfred detto that he had taped a pallacanestro, basket game but, the Joker interupted it da saying. I will hold Gothem`s mayor hostige until Gothem`s citizens give batman`s identity to me, Joker. And if they don`t I shall kill the mayor.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Bruse had to think fast in order to save the mayor but he didn`t now how to. Then, an idea hit him, bruce wanye would invite the mayor over to a party that bruce would throw then, when Joker came he would go to the batcave and then go to the party as batman.But what kind of party, I mean what would be so important to throw a party and invite the mayor.Bruse thought.then he remebered his newest invention the wanye inc. made it is so important he has to throw a party and he will tell what it is there. to be continued...
- The villians are Lex Luthor and Metallo

- Batman forms a UN type deal to stop Superman from destroying another city

- Aquaman is in it, but not called Aquaman. He’s there because the world engine in the ocean did something to the pesce

- Wonder woman poses as a Wayne Enterprises investor to retrieve an item that belongs to her people.

- Lex Luthor is in the shadows a lot, a manipulator. Not much face time with Superman.

- Robin betrayed Batman at some point, leading to a falling out between them

- The Batcave was super cool looking, and the mobile looked similar to Burton’s

- Lois is investigating Lex.

- Metallo “kills” Clark

- The Daily Planet is bought da Lex Luthor for PR purposes

- At the end Superman is living in exile, and the Justice League is a government approved superhero team.

In theatres, on the 16th of May, 2016
This review is dedicated to Adam West: the best Batman of all time.

The New Adventures of Batman is a 1977 animated show. It was made da Filmation who also made the first He-Man Televisione show.

Plot

Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and Bat-Mite protect Gotham City from the villains. Bat-Mite tries to be helpful, but often causes conflicts for the Dynamic Duo. Each episode had a lesson for the kids to learn.

This mostra is 40 years old. Back then plots were really simple and this mostra is proof of that. However the plots aren't bad. The mostra was meant for kids. 1 of the main reasons that the mostra works is...
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posted by karajorel
No one knows what it's like-
to be the bad man-
to be the sad man-
behind blue eyes-
no one knows what it's like-
to be hated-
to be faded-
To telling only lies-
But my dreams, they aren't as empty-
as my conscience seems to be-
I have hours, only lonely-
my Amore is vengeance-
that's never free-

No one knows what it's like-
to feel these feelings-
like i do-
AND I BLAME YOU-
no one backs back as hard-
on their anger-
none of my pain and woe-
can mostra through-
but my dreams, they aren't as empty-
as my conscience seems to be-
i have hours, only lonely-
my Amore is cengeance-
That's never free-

When my fist clenches,...
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posted by GabrielleMN
Batman HISTORY
Batman made his first appearance as a comic book superhero in DC Comics “Detective Comics No. 27, May 1939”. Bob Kane has been credited with the original creation of Batman. Kane was a twenty-two anno old comic book artist creating fill-in cartoni animati about Cani and Gatti for DC Comics when he was selected to create a hero as powerful and appealing as Superman, DC Comic’s anno old phenomenal success. Kane’s inspiration for Batman reportedly came from three sources—a Leonardo da Vinci sketch of a man trying to fly with attached bat-like wings, a 1930’s silent mystery movie...
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Batman is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an R rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his Amore interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every secondo obviously but it would be good and make the characters più serious and badass if the characters cursed in the Batman reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of suit for batman,the bat claw that batman, and swings on I want it to be rated R. So what do te guys think should a future Batman movie have these things o not.