Batman XXX a porno parody

Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
League of Shadows: And we're a DC
Symbiote: I provide good with temptations to be bad
League: I provide good no other option then to be bad
Symbiote: I like to snuggle
League: I like to swordfight
Symbiote: Spider-Man meets me while up in spazio
League: Bat-Man meets us while in the mountains
Symbiote: But we can find ninjas that fight poorly and awkwardly in any movie
League: And we can find Superman III at your local Best Buy for $4.99
Symbiote: How the hell was what I do anything like what that laced Kryptonite did? Peter didn't become a jerk, he becomes whatever is...

doc ock: ladies and gentlemen, I am a marvel.
ra's al ghul: and I speak for the one known as DC.

doc ock: how comes your company thinks all villians talk like shakespeare?

ra's al ghul: perhaps you'd prefer I be a side-effect of another one of your experiments that are carried out with such evidence of understanding of the subject matter.

doc ock: what i don't understand is, why watch te for nine dollars when Mountain Dew commercials can be seen for free? The thirst is nothing! The will is everything!

Ra's: Nice L train scene

Doc ock: Nice monorail scene

Ra's: .....good story structure. I liked...