From an email I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO letto
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- te take her to letto and tell her a story.
At 18 -- te tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- te don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells te a story and takes te to bed.
At 48 -- She tells te a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- te stay in letto to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If te take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO letto
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- te take her to letto and tell her a story.
At 18 -- te tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- te don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells te a story and takes te to bed.
At 48 -- She tells te a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- te stay in letto to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If te take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???