1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If te don't straighten up, I'm going to knock te into the middle of successivo week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I detto so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If te fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure te wear clean underwear, in case...
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