1. “I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job.”
2. “Anderson, don’t talk out loud. te lower the IQ of the whole street.”
3. “Come on! Where is her case? Did she eat it?”
4. “Oh! te meant 'spectacularly ignorant' in a nice way.”
5. “I’m not a psychopath, Anderson. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
6. “Don’t te want me on the floor, too?”
7. “Everybody shut up!”
8. “You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.”
9. “We've got a serial killer on our hands. Amore those, there's always something to look inoltrare, avanti to.”
10. “Oh, no, no, no, we’re fine. No, it’s the burglar, he’s got himself rather badly injured. He fell out of a window.”
11. “Listen, what I detto before John, I meant it. I don’t have friends; I’ve just got one.”
12. “…Like a fairy…”
13. “I’m in shock. Look-I’ve got a blanket.”
14. “Mrs. Hudson took my skull.”
15. “Shut up everybody, shut up! Don’t move, don’t speak, don’t breathe, I’m trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you’re putting me off”
16. “Heroes don't exist. And even if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.”
17. “Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must
be so boring!"
18. “The game, Mrs. Hudson, is on!”
19. "Breathing! Ugh! Breathing's boring."
20. “Keep your eyes fixed on me.”
21. “Alone is what I have. Alone is what protects me.”
22. “I dislike being outnumbered, it makes for too much stupid in the room.”
23. "Oh hell, what does it matter?! So we go round the sun - if we went round the moon or... round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn't make any difference."
24. "Look at that, Mrs. Hudson. Quiet, calm, peaceful... isn't it hateful?"
25. “Mrs. Hudson leave Baker Street? England would fall."
26. “I took your pulse.”
27. “Careful! Some of those skulls are over two hundred thousand years old! Have a bit of respect!”
28. “You'll never be the most luminous of people, but as a conductor of light, you're unbeatable!”
29. “No, no, NO! Of course he's not the boy's father! Look at the turn-ups on his jeans!”
30. “Once you’ve ruled out the impossible, whatever remains – however improbable – must be true.”
31. “I may be on the side of angels, but don't think for one secondo that I am one of them.”
32. “Catch... you... later...”
33. “I am a show-off, that's what we do.”
34. “He threatened me with a knighthood. Again.”
35. “Dust is eloquent!”
36. “It's got flaps, ear flaps! Its an ear hat John!”
37. “Get. Off. My. Sheet!”
38. “Oh forget him, he's an idiot!”
39. “Laterz.”
40. “Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.”
41. “You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you.”
42. “You want me to shake hands with te in hell? I shall not disappoint you.”
43. “I'd be Lost without my blogger.”
44. Is it some kind of death frisbee?"
45. “Just the two of us against the world.”
