Dad: Listen, have te noticed anything weird about our Billy lately?
Tony: What are te after like, a list?
Billy: Just because I like ballet doesn't mean I'm a poof, te know.
Mrs. Wilkinson: Right, Mr. Braithwaite, "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow".
[to herself]
Mrs. Wilkinson: Fat chance!
Billy: All right, all right, don't lose your blob!
Billy: Miss, te don't fancy me do, do you?
Mrs. Wilkinson: No, Billy. Funnily enough, I don't. Now piss off!
Billy: [smiling] Piss off yourself.
Mrs. Wilkinson: This'll sound strange, Billy, but for some time now I've been thinkin' of the Royal Ballet School....
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