chair + serenate
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***12 years later***
chuck and blair are sitting in the living room doing work. chuck is laying out plans to open a new hotel and blair is working on expanding her store. 16 anno old, victoria and 12 anno old, gregory have just arrived home from school. also 3 anno old Madeline is sitting in the living room playing with her bambole and dressing them up in diffrent outfits.
M(madeline): Vicky! Gregy! (runs over to hug them)
V: ciao maddie.
G: yeah hey, and hello mom and dad im going to go get changed and go out (starts rushing to his room)
B: Greg come here.
G:(walks back over) yes.
B: what did te do?
G: i have no idea what you're tal...(interupted)
V: he made a stink bomb and left it in his headmasters office. and i dont mean a stink bomb from his arse.
M:(giggles)Gregy made a stinky yesterday.
G: thanks for selling me out vicky. and thanks for sharing maddie.
C: te know you're not allowed to do it if te know you're going to get caught.
B: chuck he isnt allowed to do it at all. but that is our little rule when he decides to do it anyway.
C: when are we getting the call?
G: probably soon. im just guessing.
V: gregory you'll never be as talented as me. i never get caught. i bet maddie wont either.
G: what are te trying to say?
V: girls are better than boys.
G: are not.
V: are too.
G: are not.
V: are too now im not going to have this arguement. im mature.
G: oh mature enough that te were behind the sc... (victoria covers his mouth)
V:(whispers to gregory) shut up o i'll cut of your dick before te even know what it's for.
G: i already do. looks like im one step ahead of you.
V:(makes a disgusted face) you're in the sixth grade.
G: dont be jealous because te havent and you're sixteen.
V: you're disgusting. im going to my room mom before he makes me sick.
M: can i come.
V: sure (lifts madeline and walks to her room)
G: and im going to get changed.
B:(closes her eyes) what were te talking about with your sister?
G: uhhh... nothing.
B: gregory?
G: it was nothing just the fact that i caught her amking out with tyler delgard behind the school.
B: why would that make your sister sick?
V:(walks out into the hall) he's talking about a 3 letter word starting with S and ending in X.
G: i will kill te victoria.
V: im only looking out for te little bro. (does the chuck basso smirk) plus i've already had the talk. looks like it's your time. (walkis off laughing)
(blair has her hands on her face and chuck is trying not to laugh)
B: (removes her hands from her face and looks at gregory) have you?... gregory did you?... i cant have this conversation with my little boy.
G: great im going to leave then. (turns around to walk away)
C: get back here. your mother might not be able to but i can.
G: we really dont have anything to discuss.(smiling nevrvously)
B: no we do. wait let me refrase that. te and your father do i cant be here for this conversation. (gets up to leave)
C: maybe te should talk to vicky again, if she's with tyler delgard.
B: good idea.
(blair leaves)
C: sit down greg.
G: we dont have anything to talk about.
C: sit down. im not your mother i wont freak out at the fact that te may o may not be a virgin.
G: well it will be easier without mom here that's true. (sits down)
C: now gregory simple yes o no domanda have te had sex?
G: uhhhh.
C: the truth.
G: yes.
C: ok and did you...
G: she is on the pill and we used a condom.
C: right well then we really dont have anything to discuss. do te like this girl?
G: it was like the start of this year. if we were together te probably would have seen her da now.
C: how many girls would te have possibly slept with?
G: (thinks about it for like a minute)7 maybe 8.
C: you're alot like i use to be.
G: i am.
C: yup, getting in trouble, the girls, losing your virginity in the sixth grade.
G: te were my age?
C: i was.
G: that's kinda weird.
C: well im guessing you're looking to stop this conversation so all im going to say is keep using protection dont risk it just once. just once is all it takes to te ending up a father.
G: i know what can happen if te dont no need to worry. (walks off)
(meanwhile in victoria's room)
B: ciao maddie can te go play in your room until i talk to victoria.
M: ok mommy.
(madeline leaves)
V: what is it mom?
B: we need to talk about te and tyler.
V: no we dont.
B: yes we do victoria.
V: what about tyler?
B: are te dating?
V: yes we have been for three months.
B: really and te didnt think to tell us.
V: daddy get's over protective i knew if i told te you'd tell him and tyler would be stranded on the moon da now.
B: he is only like that because...
V: he loves me i know, but i actually want my boyfriend to be able to breathe.
B: now time to change the subject.
V: to what? shopping i need a new dress for saturday.
B: no have te and tyler had sex?
V: mom!
B: vicky i want te to tell me the truth, your brother is having the same talk.
V: which is disgusting because he is only twelve. yes me and tyler have had sex, yes im on the pill and yes we used a condom. mom i remember the birds and the bees talk. front of my mind everytime, i dont want to be on the successivo episode of 16 and pregnant.
B: well good, now what made te take a liking to tyler?
V: well he use to be all goody two shoes in middle school and kindergarten but ever since we went to constance and st. judes, he can be a cagna when he wants to be. i like someone i can make plans with and data at the same time. not like i can do those things with nathan he is my cousin.
B: well then, te have a thing for bad boys. te get that from your mother. your father was a real pain in the culo in school. you'll know where gregory gets the starts young thing.
V: dad was his age? OMG was it with you?
B: no but mine was with him.
V: what age were you?
B: i was your age.
V: well at least te were sensible. like me.
B: im going to go talk to te father now, i couldnt have that conversation with my twelve anno old son.
V: like daddy couldnt be in the room when te give me the talk.
B: excatly.
(leaves and sees chuck playing with madeline)
B: what are te two doing?
M: dressing barbie.
C: yes come help dress barbie.
(blair sits on the floor with them)
C: did te have the talk again?
B: yes, she has been seeing tyler for three months and she remembers everything perfectly fine. but she has te know.
C: why didnt she tell us she was seeing him. i could of had him torchered da now.
B: she didnt tell us because of overly protective daddy. what about greg?
C: tiny chuck bass, trouble, women and the sixth grade.
B: so he has... te know?
C: yes darling he has.
B: and im guessing when te say tiny chuck basso and women te mean the way te were before me and you?
C: yes.
(victoria comes into the room)
V: dad i want to open a club.
C: yes i know, te have since te were small.
V: but i mean now, i know te had a club when te were my age, and i need an investor.
C: te want basso industries to invest in your club?
V: yes please.
C: sure why not. but te need to be ready with this stuff, a place for te club?
V: already have one picked out that is for sale.
C: Name?
V: have one. but it's a secret.
C: what style te club is? who is it for? age groups? so on.
V: sorted.
C: all right then i will have everything sorted for you.
3 day's after the investment it is chuck and blair's anversery. victoria taking chuck, blair, gregory and madeline to see her new club. the new sign is up and but is covered with a sheet for now until victoria pulls it down. they are standing outside the building.
V: ok are te ready?
C: of course.
B: yes.
V:(pulls the sign) ta dah. from me, gregory and madeline. it's sort of your's but mine.
C: victrola?
B: i cant believe we didnt recognise the buliding address.
G: it was all my idea.
V: no it was not.... it's for your anniversary. i may have got a few details off auntie serena of the night te two first got together.
G: well lets bring them inside already.
(they all go inside, victoria lifts madeline.)
B:(gasps) it's excatly the same.
C: it is.
V: we also knew how much it meant to daddy so we made sure we got it back.
G: we also know what club victoria was named after. congrads you're a strip club.
(they start to walk away from their parents)
V: i dont care if it wasnt for this place mom and dad might not be together and we wouldnt be born.
G: you're such a mostra off, just because te know so much about business.
V: dont come crying to me when you're flipping burgers in brooklyn.
G: im a bass. im loaded.
V: te have to work to keep that a fact and not part of the past.
G: im going to watch the show.
V: your disgusting.
G: so te keep saying. te should learn new words.
V: ok which one do te want, vile, wreched, hianous, sick? te choose.
G: well i have the perfect name for you.
V:(sets madeline down and she walks back to chuck and blair) what?
G: vir-gin.
V: you're wrong im not a virgin.
G: really how much were te payed?
V: did te just imply that i was a prostatute?
G: well how much? (smirks/has blair's smirk)
V: you're dead. (grabs his coller ans starts to drag him to the ladies toilets) have te ever been dunked in a toilet?
G: no vicky please i'm sorry. please no. you're not a prostatute. pleeeeeeease.
V: no te need to be taught a lesson.
G: i'm your little brother, im suppose to get on your nerves.
V: ah well.
G: please please please.
flush flush flush.
victoria came out of the bathroom smiling and walked back over to her parents. gregory walked out his head was soaked and so was the coller of his shirt.
B: what happened te gregory?
G: i dont want to talk about it.
V:(smirks) why not?
C: vicky did te do this to him?
V: yes
B: vicky why?
V: would te like to tell them gregory?
G:(mumbles something)
V: what was that?
G: i called her a prostitute.
C: te may be a basso son, but so is your sister.
B: they are also waldorf's chuck.
C: well that just make te children even stronger.
V: yes it does, now lets go home. gregory smells like a toilet.
M: did he make another stinky.
(they all laugh)
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hope te like it. it wasnt my favourtie one but please review. Amore ya. xoxo.
-Emma
THE basso FAMILY:
chuck and blair bass
victoria clair bass
gregory nathanil bass
madeline serena bass
