To start plz put up with me it my secondo artical...so yeah.
Rangiku)ummmmmmmm...momo truth o dare?
Momo) truth....(looking only at toshiro)
Rangiku)have te ever....kissed captin hitsuguya?
Momo) yeah....(now fantisizeing about toshiro)
Toshiro) When?!
Momo) Wait! what did i just say!?!?!?
renji and ichigo then look at each other.
Renji) ichigo, do te think this was a bad idea?
Ichigo)yes...i do.
Toshiro then gets up and starts out the door.renji and ichigo follow leaveing rangiku and momo at the barracks.
Renji) Captin hitsuguya where are te going?
Toshiro) Anywhere but here!
All the sudden theres an explosion in front of toshiro 5 ft away and hes badly injuried.ichigo rushes to his side.
Ichigo) Renji go get matsumoto,hinamori,and captin unohana!!!!
Renji leaves to get captin unohana and momo and rangiku rush outside.
Rangiku and Momo) Oh my god !!Are te allright?!?!?!
Then a mystrious girl shows up...
Girl) Looks like i missed aging....
She walks over to toshiro and places her hand on his chest.
Girl) You'll live ....but successivo time dont get in my way!
She disappers without a trace and renji comes back with captin unohana who imediatly brings toshiro to the 4th division barracks for treatment.....captin toshiro hitsuguya excapes with only 3rd degree burns.
Rangiku)ummmmmmmm...momo truth o dare?
Momo) truth....(looking only at toshiro)
Rangiku)have te ever....kissed captin hitsuguya?
Momo) yeah....(now fantisizeing about toshiro)
Toshiro) When?!
Momo) Wait! what did i just say!?!?!?
renji and ichigo then look at each other.
Renji) ichigo, do te think this was a bad idea?
Ichigo)yes...i do.
Toshiro then gets up and starts out the door.renji and ichigo follow leaveing rangiku and momo at the barracks.
Renji) Captin hitsuguya where are te going?
Toshiro) Anywhere but here!
All the sudden theres an explosion in front of toshiro 5 ft away and hes badly injuried.ichigo rushes to his side.
Ichigo) Renji go get matsumoto,hinamori,and captin unohana!!!!
Renji leaves to get captin unohana and momo and rangiku rush outside.
Rangiku and Momo) Oh my god !!Are te allright?!?!?!
Then a mystrious girl shows up...
Girl) Looks like i missed aging....
She walks over to toshiro and places her hand on his chest.
Girl) You'll live ....but successivo time dont get in my way!
She disappers without a trace and renji comes back with captin unohana who imediatly brings toshiro to the 4th division barracks for treatment.....captin toshiro hitsuguya excapes with only 3rd degree burns.
again, im not trying to make fun of bleach but heres another one of my funny storys
rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him
ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for te information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming
then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.
rukia:dang it! te took all my powers te were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault
rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if te are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers o else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.
ichigo:rukia who are te talking to?
rukia:the audience te dumbo i need powers
rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him
ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for te information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming
then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.
rukia:dang it! te took all my powers te were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault
rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if te are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers o else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.
ichigo:rukia who are te talking to?
rukia:the audience te dumbo i need powers