Alice: I'll play te for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Edward: Why don't te just tell me who wins?
Alice: I do. Excellent.
I was on my first hunting trip with Edward and Alice. We were in northern California, in the forest.
Edward and Alice had just mauled a gazelle. They were trying to figure out what animal I would enjoy the most.
Edward had the gazzella, gazelle slung over his back now, and was walking towards me. "Try this," he said, laying the gazzella, gazelle at my feet.
I bent down, cautiously sipping the blood. "Blach!" I said, wiping my mouth. Edward grinned. "Guess not," he said. "Hmmm..."
"You don't...
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