te know you’re a Buffy fan when…
te can sing all the songs from “Once più with Feeling” from memory…and if te can’t te stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
te can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Friends look at te like you’ve grown a third eye.
te spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
te stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
te spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
te decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
te go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have detto _______” “Spike would have…”
When te say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Friends and family start saying it.
te think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult te can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a frutta punch, punzone mouth”
te re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy o Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when te think someone is off their rocker
When te have an awful giorno and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy te start on a 2hr speech that te know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
o when te say it and te try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would te save if your house was on fuoco and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the superiore, in alto of your list
The Musica te have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons te into watching Prison Break and te say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange pesce monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
te use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” te say “Duck”
When te see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) te say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
te name a pet Willow, Oz, o something along those lines
When walking through a store te see some “interesting” clothing o jewelry and think “that’s something Willow o Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie te keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the biblioteca researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so te start humming it…and all of a sudden te realize that te are Canto it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so te make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
te can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact te want more…so te post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the commento box :)
te can sing all the songs from “Once più with Feeling” from memory…and if te can’t te stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
te can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Friends look at te like you’ve grown a third eye.
te spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
te stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
te spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
te decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
te go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have detto _______” “Spike would have…”
When te say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Friends and family start saying it.
te think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult te can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a frutta punch, punzone mouth”
te re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy o Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when te think someone is off their rocker
When te have an awful giorno and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy te start on a 2hr speech that te know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
o when te say it and te try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would te save if your house was on fuoco and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the superiore, in alto of your list
The Musica te have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons te into watching Prison Break and te say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange pesce monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
te use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” te say “Duck”
When te see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) te say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
te name a pet Willow, Oz, o something along those lines
When walking through a store te see some “interesting” clothing o jewelry and think “that’s something Willow o Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie te keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the biblioteca researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so te start humming it…and all of a sudden te realize that te are Canto it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so te make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
te can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact te want more…so te post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the commento box :)
