Buffy l’ammazzavampiri

"Bad thing"? I was naked. "Bad thing" doesn't cover it"

"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."

"I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."

"Come on, Slayer, I like it when you're scared. The più I scare you, the better te smell."

"You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make te look like a hooker"

"You're in Amore with a vampire? What, are te out of your mind?"

"You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!"

"I guess a guy's gotta' be undead to make time with you."

"I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I've had, huh?"

"Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face."