#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.
#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie McReary: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves te feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!
#4; Packie McReary: Why're te tellin' them we're brothers, and idiot!? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it!?
Derrick McReary: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie' McReary: Fuck these people! fuck your cause! That shit's over! Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too!
Derrick McReary: Now you've berkata bloody Ireland! that's gonna narrow the cerca ain't it? Packie McReary: FUCK YOU! take the needle out your arm THEN tell me what to do. Derrick McReary: I'll let te tell ME what to do! when te stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!
Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker! [stupidly gets up and shoots Michael]
Derrick McReary: FUCK!
Packie McReary: WE TOLD te NOT TO FUCK WITH US!
[Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene]
Packie McReary: Shit, Michael! SAINT FUCKIN MICHAEL!"
#5:
Niko: If there's a problem? I can go. No trouble.. I have other ways of making money.
Packie: There ain't no problem.. Gerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. Witch is why he's been married twice and still won't admit he likes men"
#6: Niko Bellic: Look on the bright side, at least we got to meet Gracie.
Packie McReary: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!
#7:
Packie: (robing bank) NONE OF te FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!!
#8:
Packie: (to player during optional mission in GTA 5) Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work.
#9;
Packie: Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"
#10:
Packie: Please, do not make me ice you!
#11:
Packie: (shooting) te ain't taking ME down!
#12:
Packie: That was a whole lot of effort for no fucking reward. Story of my life.
#13:
Packie: here's your take me man... Think of me... Packie McReary, Ducks, LC
#14:
Niko: If te don't trust the people your dealing with, how come te trust me?
Packie: te got a good look to you.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings.
#15:
Packie: Who's gonna judge Kate?.. What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?"
#16:
Packie: Fuck te Niko, te think your fuckin hilarious don't you. Just learn the fuckin language!"
#17:
Packie: (introducing himself) Patrick McReary of gods own Liberty City.. After leaving my close friend Dash Lucia to watch over me Ma. I came to Los Santos seeking fame and fortune.. And I found boredom and idiots!... te wanna hear about my old life, your first out here that do... Everyone talks about what they wanna do, and who they wanna be.. They don't care about who they are., And they sure as shit don't care about anyone else... A city of Coca Cola heads waiting on the coke... I swear they put something in that kale juice
#18:
Packie: I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too..
#19:
Packie: Niko.. It's an old Irish tradition to get drunk with your friends, what do te say?
#20:
Packie: (shooting cops) Let all go fuckin peaceful like!
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.
#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie McReary: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves te feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!
#4; Packie McReary: Why're te tellin' them we're brothers, and idiot!? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it!?
Derrick McReary: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie' McReary: Fuck these people! fuck your cause! That shit's over! Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too!
Derrick McReary: Now you've berkata bloody Ireland! that's gonna narrow the cerca ain't it? Packie McReary: FUCK YOU! take the needle out your arm THEN tell me what to do. Derrick McReary: I'll let te tell ME what to do! when te stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!
Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker! [stupidly gets up and shoots Michael]
Derrick McReary: FUCK!
Packie McReary: WE TOLD te NOT TO FUCK WITH US!
[Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene]
Packie McReary: Shit, Michael! SAINT FUCKIN MICHAEL!"
#5:
Niko: If there's a problem? I can go. No trouble.. I have other ways of making money.
Packie: There ain't no problem.. Gerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. Witch is why he's been married twice and still won't admit he likes men"
#6: Niko Bellic: Look on the bright side, at least we got to meet Gracie.
Packie McReary: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!
#7:
Packie: (robing bank) NONE OF te FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!!
#8:
Packie: (to player during optional mission in GTA 5) Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work.
#9;
Packie: Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"
#10:
Packie: Please, do not make me ice you!
#11:
Packie: (shooting) te ain't taking ME down!
#12:
Packie: That was a whole lot of effort for no fucking reward. Story of my life.
#13:
Packie: here's your take me man... Think of me... Packie McReary, Ducks, LC
#14:
Niko: If te don't trust the people your dealing with, how come te trust me?
Packie: te got a good look to you.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings.
#15:
Packie: Who's gonna judge Kate?.. What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?"
#16:
Packie: Fuck te Niko, te think your fuckin hilarious don't you. Just learn the fuckin language!"
#17:
Packie: (introducing himself) Patrick McReary of gods own Liberty City.. After leaving my close friend Dash Lucia to watch over me Ma. I came to Los Santos seeking fame and fortune.. And I found boredom and idiots!... te wanna hear about my old life, your first out here that do... Everyone talks about what they wanna do, and who they wanna be.. They don't care about who they are., And they sure as shit don't care about anyone else... A city of Coca Cola heads waiting on the coke... I swear they put something in that kale juice
#18:
Packie: I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too..
#19:
Packie: Niko.. It's an old Irish tradition to get drunk with your friends, what do te say?
#20:
Packie: (shooting cops) Let all go fuckin peaceful like!
#1:
Why is canada a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza country?
"Cause the mighty king oca gives us Cibo to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tartaruga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this anno for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza country?
"Cause the mighty king oca gives us Cibo to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tartaruga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this anno for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What te doing with it anyway?
Christian: te know. It's probably one of those things te SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are te holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"