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posted by Canada24

Dose anyone remember "Baby it's cold outside".

I'm sure it's been in most of our childhoods. certainly been in MINE.

But Key & Peele humorishly pointed something out.

THINK about the lyrics.

Girl: I really can't stay
Boy: Baby it's cold outside
Girl: I gotta go away
Boy: Baby it's cold outside
Girl: This evening has been
Been hoping that youd drop by
So very nice
Boy: I'll hold your hands they're just like ice
Girl: My mother will start to worry
Boy: Beautiful what's your hurry?
Girl: My father will be pacing the floor
Boy: Listen to the fireplace roar
Girl: So really I better scurry
Boy: Beautiful please don't hurry
Girl: Well maybe just a half a drink more
Boy: Put some records on while I pour

Girl: The neighbors might think
Boy: Baby it's bad out there
Girl: Say.. "what's in this drink?"
Boy: No cabs to be had out there
Girl: I wish I knew how
Boy: Your eyes are like starlight now
Girl: To break this spell
Boy: I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
Girl: I ought to say no, no, no sir
Boy: Mind if sposta in closer?
Girl: At least I'm gonna say that I tried
Boy: What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?
Girl: I really can't stay
Boy: Baby don't hold out
(Both) Ahh but its cold outside!

There's più but te get the point..

It's kinda RAPEY!

She's very "aware" that it's cold outside, and he's not letting her leave.
And put something in her drink..

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superiore, in alto 5 Most sarcastic characters in my MLP stories..

posted by Canada24

#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude commenti towards his enemies..

#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..

#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..

#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise culo remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..

#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..

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My thoughts of Hellsing Episode 2

posted by Canada24

Now. THIS is più like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I Amore about him.

I would Amore to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of te probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...

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Sense the last one was enjoyed.. Here's BEST A&O stories I reviewed

posted by Canada24

#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written da one of my closest fan fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...

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superiore, in alto 4 Youtube Anti Heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies o people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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superiore, in alto 5 scariest serial killers

posted by Canada24

There's most certainly way più but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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superiore, in alto 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: agnello OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If te lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the secondo versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and secondo versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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superiore, in alto ten horror Film that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered da their on youngest child, who became possessed da Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have te see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once te see his face in the 'movie', te never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once te see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

posted by Canada24

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the superiore, in alto of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And te gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) da the way. I'm gonna start a random relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All te have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a preferito character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

Metallica /bloody icona ~

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niko and packie da b3av3r

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know te won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot te in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD te CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

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Why Juff the killer SUCKS:

posted by Canada24

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge culo review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

superiore, in alto ten characters from my childhood who are STILL just as funny: Seaguls (finding Nemo)

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Saten Twist Adventures: lista of characters

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never mostrare him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...

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Hellsing, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Gotta love Anderson

Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As te can tell da the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H ciao applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk o something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Amore te Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...

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Best of spoof Shane: (his humor comes from his unnaturally short temper).

posted by Canada24

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: da the way. If te die o fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living successivo to fienile, granaio with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If te wanna live!? te wanna SURVIVE!? te gotta FIGHT FOR...

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Hellsing 9 & 10

posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah Musica at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and Lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...

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superiore, in alto 5 closet things GTA has to role models...

posted by Canada24

#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much più innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered da Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the Lost (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...