How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a domanda on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do te tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Can te lose your virginity if te fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Amore and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons"
Why do my balls smell like ham?
"The BETTER domanda is, why were te smelling it in the first place?"
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
"It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open"
How can I test if my son is gay?
"You mostra him the Twilight Saga"
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
"And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. te really ARE stupid!"
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a domanda on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do te tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Can te lose your virginity if te fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Amore and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons"
Why do my balls smell like ham?
"The BETTER domanda is, why were te smelling it in the first place?"
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
"It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open"
How can I test if my son is gay?
"You mostra him the Twilight Saga"
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
"And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. te really ARE stupid!"
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry te can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry te can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..