Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill te both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell te all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill te both, slice te open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear te up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
Salem: ciao Ty? Who te think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set da our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE te ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. te heard that?
Salem: Yeah you're welcome te freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
Elliot: te think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask te something? Did te have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So te can take your god damn segnala and shove it up your ass... And let me tell te something else.. te did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that te created... So te live with that!
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how te like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few secondi were no one's trying to kill us.
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
Rios: I can't believe te want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, te WISH te had moves like that.
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
Salem: Sense when are te such a god damn boy scot!?
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
Salem: (to Rios) te oh me a soda.
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens