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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: te interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. te know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and sposta right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mese this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his preferito pony in the mane 6 is arcobaleno Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.

Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine

Starring

Cosmic arcobaleno as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: It was a beautiful giorno on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a nube, nuvola in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing successivo to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving te a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: detto Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, o are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did te say about my brakes?! te took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.

Later in the control room.

Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need te to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: te know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were te even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.

Meanwhile on some random dirty road.

Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry te guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are te doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots più bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? te know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If te didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of fragola Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of fragola Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the successivo part of this episode

People that make conspiracies get made fun of.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 23: Neighsayer

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I Amore this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the commenti on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, o maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: Gesù christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are te really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, o mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If te make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up successivo is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arcobaleno as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine giorno for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing successivo to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are te going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: te stood there like a statue for 30 minuti already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before te hit the ball off the tee. If te mess up your first shot, te mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that te only hit the ball once in a match of golf.

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis

Tom: *Stops the opening credits*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom If there is anything I hate, it's someone that keeps playing the same opening credits over, and over again.
Mitchell: *Waiting with Olson, and Casey* Come on Chip, hurry up.
Chip: I'm trying to concentrate!
Casey: On what? Getting enough common sense to hit the ball?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: She's right Chip, just hit the ball.
Chip: *Sweats as he looks at it. He hits the ball, but it goes into the rough*
Otis: Okay, maybe we should have dato te più time to concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: te think?!

Coming up next, it's a new skit called video game troll.

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed da any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: ciao yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell da your username.
1Indian1: No te couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what te do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure te told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are te deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what te told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later in the match

1Indian1: ciao listen, if te guys let me win, I'll give te all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! te gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If te demote me one più time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so te can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for più players to join.

1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my successivo rap. 24, 31, that's the password to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: te do realize te have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my successivo one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are te retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up successivo is The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arcobaleno as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't te ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis! We needed him as the antagonist for Rolling Downhill.
Louis: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate working here as well. Yesterday, te nearly killed three actors, including me.
Director Nick: It wasn't my fault that the omaggio master mixed up the omaggio pistole with real ones.
Louis: te were told da us five times that it wasn't a prop, and te f**king ignored us!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Then they're fired, along with you!
Louis: te can't fuoco me! I quit!! *Leaves*
Roxy: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Where are te going?
Roxy: te just fired me.
Director Nick: I don't remember trying to kill te yesterday!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Don't tell me I tried to kill te as well!
Tobias: No, I'm just quitting, and moving to Paramount because of all this drama.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: F**k. Now I have no più actors.
Alinah: *With Leah* te have us.
Director Nick: You're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's Brony Of The mese for August 2015, and bloopers.

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: te interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. te know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna do what te normally do, and go on a- *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Audience: *Cheering*

---

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I Amore this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the commenti on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

1Indian1: ciao guys, I am going to play Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Want te culo destroyed? I will do it.
Tom: *Not amused* This Call Of Duty shit is overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Chip: *Standing successivo to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are te going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: te stood there like a statue for 30 minuti already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your tiegoreijgoisjr, damn it, I messed up.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Chip: *Standing successivo to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are te going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: te stood there like a statue for 30 minuti already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before te hit the ball off the tee. If te mess up your first shot, te mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that.. *Gets distracted da a hot mare walking passed him*
Audience: *Laughing*

---

This was before they started filming Video Game Trolls.

Sean: Okay, te ready?
Mortomis: Yeah. *Logs in as an actual Cadillac*
Sean: *Logs in as an actual fox* Okay, someone put a glitch in our game!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Runs toward Louis* What did te say?!!? *Tackles him*
Louis: Wait, I was just joking!!
Connor: So am I!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, da all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me più reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what te think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's page...
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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape, and I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT Leggere this story, ever!

#9: MR HANKY:
It's sad that I have to put South Park on this list. But as Cartmen says "a talking poo is where I draw the line".

#8: THEY PUSHED HER:
I've changed a lot...
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#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.

So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.

I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.

Yes.
We finally see L.

For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. o ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.

Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer fan fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
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Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while te sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death squalo attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a squalo attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned da the Natale singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the squalo was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned da Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank castello was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic giorno when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, castello swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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