Lets make this a "unique" Halloween articolo and count down my most hated Film I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a più dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a più dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE berretto, tappo LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from Londra called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorni made?"
ME: With Amore and fresh farts.
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE berretto, tappo LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from Londra called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorni made?"
ME: With Amore and fresh farts.
