#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd te leave the toilet sede, sedile up? Peele: cagna WHY WAS te LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do te even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
#1: Trevor Philips: (insulting random citizen) te look like te struggle with simple tasks.
#2: Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, da the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3: Trevor Philips: te make me want a lobotomy!
#4: Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream. Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery. Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite. Floyd Herbert: te should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence. Trevor Philips: I'll operate te under the influence if you're not careful.
#1: West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight. John: I'll give te insight -- I'll mostra te what your guts look like.
#2: French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 più secondi your whole world's gonna turn black! (John Marston walks into the barn) John: What's up, boys? (Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John) Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you! John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo. French: Look here, this paddy bastard ha rubato, stola our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All te have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a preferito character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
Our story begins when the young mare arcobaleno Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosa mare.
RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.
PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! te made it!
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even Londra bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. Londra Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do te know what my superiore, in alto three preferito things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. secondo is Nazis. Can te guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: te will witness what happens what here today, and te will will speak of it later.. Except te won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and più than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to mostra that children really do give più of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
#1: Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill te both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell te all the cool shit I want for Christmas. Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood. Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2: Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o. [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship] Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3: Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill te both, slice te open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers! Elliot Salem: I mean...
It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.
Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...
"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"
But nothing else was written against the grave, no commento like te would see on many gravestones. It just detto her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.
"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
1: Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again. Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) ciao cowboy? te mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, te DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of te left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK te VERY MUCH COWBOYYY! Terry: BULLSHIT! Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands. Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off) Trevor: Oh, where te guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
#1: "It's one if te want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if te drop a glass birra bottle.. te pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... o there's also the fact...
#10: Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing.. Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you. Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should te be wait now? Gohan: ... This shi- Goku: THE SHIP!!
#9: Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is) Goku: .. What? Reditiz: Plus I am your brother Goku: What? Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you? Goku: ... What?
#8: Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people. Frieza: 92.. Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now te must suffer. Frieza: 355.. Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...