Gina : What kind of idiot kills off his best-selling main character?
Castle: Are te asking as my blood-sucking publisher, o as my blood-sucking ex-wife?
Gina : Oh, is that what you're doing? Punishing me da killing the golden goose?
Castle: Oh, come on. I may be petty and short-sighted, but I'm not *that* petty and short-sighted.
Martha : Hang on, Sweetie. [Looks at a man among the guests] I just got a hit on my graydar. Bingo. No ring. Stand back, kids. Momma's going fishing.
Castle: When I was your age I - wait. I can't tell that story. It's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is...
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