Clark: That wouldn’t be the reason. Thanks, I don’t really consider myself a geek.
Lois: So… what do te see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.

Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to mostra te around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] te start Smallville High.

Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, te were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So te have been checking me out.

Clark: Come on, Lois! Didn’t those guys on the base teach te anything?
Lois: Wouldn’t te like to know? Doesn’t matter ’cause te are going down.
Clark: That’ll be the day.

Episode: Devoted

Clark: te know… [Lois stops walking.] If te spent as much time studying as te did trying to leave, you’d be in college already.
Lois: [Turning to face him.] And where’d te get that pearl of wisdom, the Farmer’s Almanac?

Lois: I’m glad te made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.
Clark: [Annoyed.] In the future, let’s restrict our conversations to “hello” and “goodbye.”

Lois: Oh, my God. She’s taken the fast train to Stepford.
Clark: I need te to keep her away from me.
Lois: With what? A tranquilizer gun?

Clark: I’m looking for Coach Teague. He just attacked me in my loft.
Lois: After that performance on the field today, I’m not surprised. I’m kidding.

Lois: Wait a minute. te drank some of it, too. I saw you. How come you’re not going all Amore slave?
Clark: [Pause.] I don’t know. What’s your point?
Lois: That science report’s in Mandy’s faux Prada bag. Presumably it can tell us how to reverse this, right? And presumably, you’re infected. [Clark thinks about this. Lois becomes teasingly flirtatious.] The cheerleaders are having a pool party tonight. How do te look in a swimsuit, Clark?

Lois: [Blaming.] Oh, nice, Clark. te know, te only had one thing to do.
Clark: Me? You’re closer to the door.
Lois: Okay, so it’s automatically my fault?

Lois: Yeah? What are te gonna do, cheer us to death? Oh, great. Herecomes the Amore squad.

Lois: Okay, what the hell was that?
Clark: I guess the pipe must’ve broken o something. Pretty lucky, huh?
Lois: Yeah. te better hope for that kind of luck tomorrow on the field.

Lex: Look, I’m willing to give this friendship another shot if te are.
Clark: In the spirit of friendship, I was wondering if te could help me with a problem.
Lex: Absolutely. What is it?
Clark: Well, it’s a who. Lois Lane.

Lois: If te break her heart, I’ll come back and I’ll break your legs.
Clark: What do te mean come back?
Lois: Apparently the dean got a call from a very prominent benefactor with the initials L.L. They did the white man power dance and shazam. I’m officially a freshman.

Clark: Look, the important thing is te got in and you’re leaving. [Realizing that sounded rude.] Because that’s what te wanted, right?
Lois: Yeah, yeah, don’t get all broken up about it. te know, if I could describe my time here in one word, it would be “weird.” I look
inoltrare, avanti to the relative normalcy of the big city. [Clark nods.] But don’t worry. I’ll visit.
Clark: Is that a promise o a threat?
Lois: See te around… Smallville.