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Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did te get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why te are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like te to rejoin, te are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if te don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: where the hell are those two...

Lucius: back!

Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!

LJ: Johnny!?

Jeff: te know this guy!?

LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...

Johnny: te WORK FOR ZALG-

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo

Johnny: LIES!

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

Johnny: STO-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: HEY-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: ok i'll stop

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: I detto I WOULD STOP!

Lucius: oops... sorry...

Johnny: te better be!

SOK Member: Hannibal Lecter

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Guard: te have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: te talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... te are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may te open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 4

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*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV mostra swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would te like some più tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would te like some più tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *

Lucius: Zalgo has an idea...

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Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*

Lucius Chapter 2, Part 1

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?

Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!

Slender: *sigh*

ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!

Slender: what is happening Masky!?

Masky: everybody is taking sides!

Slender: observer...

Lucius: *carrying Jeff*

Slender: where is the Observer?

Lucius: he is in the dining hall!

Slender: Lucius, come with me!

Lucius: *drops Jeff*

Jeff: ow...

Slender: OBSERVER!

Observer: hello my friend

Slender: WHY ARE te DOING THIS!

Lucius: he thinks te are a absent faced jack*ss

Slender: ...

Observer: heh heh... shi*

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Lucius Chapter 1, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlaze

Slender: Observer, te are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for te sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: te are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win

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Lucius Chapter 1, Part 3.5

posted by FrostyBlaze

???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took te so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY te - wait, did te say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't te have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends

Hitori Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek With Yourself

posted by kittyluv57

[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this articolo is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This articolo is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly te are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say te are...

Lucius Chapter 2, Part 5

posted by FrostyBlazer

Porter: ciao guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ciao HOW DID te NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well te were to busy chasing sonic te didn't listen to me when I detto I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: te don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell te later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...

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Truth Behind Code Geass

posted by usernameinvalid

I've always loved anime, ever since I was little. One of my preferiti in particular is Code Geass, I watched this Anime nonstop, I would often get so Lost in the story I would forget reality for a moment. That is, till I found out the dark truth behind Lelouch and the Rebellion.

The story revolves around Lelouch, and at the beginning he was a normal, happy little prince, till his mother was killed and his little sister, Nunnally, was left blind and paralyzed.

In reality, Nunnally was killed along with Marianne, and Charles sent Lelouch away to a mental institution in Japan. Even then, little...

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The Rugrats Theory

posted by usernameinvalid

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time fa along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy o a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...

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Slenderman the angry chef of house wife like thing

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Devil resedence part 3

posted by yamishadow2001

I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the swing and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 minuti and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords oro swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius : caaaaannnn!

LJ: : anybodyyyy!

Lucius : find meeee!

Slender : somebody to loveeeee!

Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?

Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...

Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?

Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon

Lucius: ._.

Slender: what?

Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon

Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...

Lucius: *sigh*

[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 2.5

posted by FrostyBlazer

cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like te can't do it)

cRYPT: I want te to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Porter: all this is just because te could not get along with Zalgo!

Slender: its not that!

Porter: then tell us what was the reason?

Slender: *sigh* as te most all of te know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent collina for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...

Jeff: including Skully?

Slender: yes, I did not tell te due to te guys having some Friends there...

LJ: shi* just got real!

Slender: we have to save them!

Masky: its to dangerous!

Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!

Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!

Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!

LJ: wai-

Lucius: te owe me! te have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!

LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!