Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the baciare in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the Cullen Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. don't come out into the sun o else they'll sparkle and disguise themselves as emo kids who hate themselves. PJO beats Twilight in the coolness of Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. department.
3. In PJO, some of the good guys actually died. I cried during The Last Olympian. In Twilight, only the bad guys died. Everything can't be happy-happy Disney World ending!
4. PJO was actally well written. Rick Riordan had a lot of knowledge on Greek mythology, whereas Stephanie Meyer probably had to keep a thesaurus with her every time she made a sentence.
5. PJO has actually become a very successful series with a secondo series following it, The Heroes Of Olympus. Twilight is four libri people dont bother Leggere for facts and just watch the crappier movies.
6. They may have screwed the book in the PJO movie, but at least it wasnt fluffy.
7. Many normal people bleed from sword cuts. No normal people bleed from paper cuts, especially ones from wrapping paper.
8. People actually read the Percy Jackson libri for their info on it. Twi-hards watch the movie and don't bother with the book.
9. In Percy Jackson, some good guys are antagonistic, others were spies for the bad guys, and some die. In Twilight, good guys are good guys and bad guys are bad guys, no middleman.
10. Well, Percy Jackson had a plot.
11. Stephanie Meyer has copied much from other popolare mythical creature libri and shows (Harry Potter, Buffy). There is no plaigarism in PJO.
12. Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.

Thanks for your time.
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I've seen yet another commento saying people who thought the Edward/Bella relationship was abusive have either not read the book o have simply 'misunderstood' it, and am completely losing my ability to politely respond when I hear that, so I'm Scrivere this so in future I don't even have to respond, I can link to here and avoid the risk of snapping and going on an all trofei rant. I'm pointing out at the start that I'm not accusing all Twilighters of this, there are lots of Twilight fan on the spot who are able to give their opinion in a pleasant, grown up way, and I really appreciate that (virtual...
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Okay most of the Twilight- Haters would say that Edward is too old for Bella and that make him paedophile but I don't think so (not only because I am twilight fan) is because that Edward is literally 17 and he feels and thinks as a 17 anno old. I mean take someone te know is really smart that doesnt mean they are have lived any longer than te have they just learnt più in the years they have lived. I bet te they still act their age.
To be quite honest I know a programme that is aired in India as well as here where the Guy is at least 55 years old with 5 kids three of them older than the girl...
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Sorry,I didn't know that the link to the video that I gave earlier was removed da Youtube. :X I hope this won't get removed again... Anway... "If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar!" :p*gigglesnort*
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