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Analyzing the Twilight Phenomena

First off, I’d like to mention that I am not a psychologist. Everything te read is just my own analyzing and since I am interested in Psychology and Behaviorism I decided to make an articolo of what I think is the basic reason for Twilight’s enormous popularity. I hope te will enjoy it.

Recently I came across a post at the forum that detto about Twilight: ” [it’s] a bit childish to say its a failure, because if it is, then why do so many people (And not just crazy teenage girls either) Amore Twilight huh?”.

I have seen this argument countless of times...
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I was in the eleventh grade when I first read the fourth book : Breaking Dawn. Here I will express my opinion about it.

I liked actually the first parts of the book,they really got me interested and then when I read the other chapters of the book I got really,really bored and almost fell asleep. I think that it was very good that Bella finally became a vampire because it was time for her to overcome her fear and insecurities.
I wondered what would have happened if Bella had made an abortion and haven't dato birth to that spawn. It would be very interesting if that had happened. Actually I liked the book better than the film and I liked only the first part of the film because it was più interesting and had some kind of storyline.
I personally regret having watched the secondo part of the film .
Please no Jacob hate. Thx:)
Everything and Nothing-Boom Circuits
Lyrics:
One più body left all alone[Jacob is left da Bella]
She's made another cuore her home[Bella choosing Edward]
Lost between the sea and the sky
An Angel learning how to fly[i think this is how Bella is learning to adjust to her new vampire-self o Jacob learning to cope with the situation]


She floats above our bodies asleep in their graves
Dancing in the moonlight glow[i feel like this is Bella once Jacob is dead. Shes like dancing because she is content with her life?]

(I can't have her, save me from her)[repeated throughout song....
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For those who like the basic vampire romance dynamic in Twilight but don’t necessarily like its execution, I highly recommend the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In. I just rented this a few days fa and fell in Amore with it. I think it’s one of my superiore, in alto films of all time. It has many elements that are similar to Twilight in terms of vampire romance, but it treats the subject much più seriously and is a bit truer to the vampire characteristics traditional to the last fifty years of movie-making.

It’s about a boy named Oskar who’s bullied at school and is in a pretty bad place....
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posted by Dragonclaws
The Critical Analysis of Twilight spot has always been controversial. Twilight fan frequently segnala distaste with the spot, thinking it’s a hate spot. The response is that it’s not a hate spot but sometimes antis get carried away and antis should watch to make sure they don’t intimidate Twilight fans, but that Twilight fan should grow a tougher skin. Normally I would agree with this sentiment, but I feel that C.A.T. has become più of an anti-Twilight spot that is largely unfriendly to the Twilight fan. I think the fundamental problem with the C.A.T. spot is that it tries to be for...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a baciare sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright te win!
*calls him*
Jacob: ciao its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 ora Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*
posted by HecateA
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things te might not have found yourself.
The video do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very giorno I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many commenti about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's Amore was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...
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The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. o a joke quickly written da me because it's been ages since I postato here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros o antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear te hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight inoltrare, avanti suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off da saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The recitazione is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written da a five anno old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If te have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into articolo forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One giorno Bella fell over while being chased da Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and detto - "Edward, what are te doing? te know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me o is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. successivo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack te rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes te guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear oro contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade o mirtillo rosso succo, succo di frutta (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when te are screaming it at his...
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I postato this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral fan opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Amore to read commenti if te have any, o te can just skip this articolo :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Amore and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of domande and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...
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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...
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posted by Dearheart
Hello, gattini and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of te are in trouble o anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m Scrivere this as a reminder to all of te before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if te haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of te who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material te invia stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended te and why te find it offensive. If it’s something serious o happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back te up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward o gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another autore - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the complessivamente, generale Scrivere polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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