Funny summary of the Twilight series

In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the domanda herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
Disclaimer:
This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this articolo is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, o correction on the blood that sings.

Here Goes:

This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all te need to know is that it carries important stuff...

I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and da looking at the title, te can tell this is for sure not a good articolo to put on the Twilight Spot.
Unless I want to get attacked of course.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If te don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his popolare libri are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had detto about...