I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but più often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. go to high school?”, o “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, o can be logically theorized. These are usually followed da “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, o “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, o my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
OK, I know te guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's Amore is the best and most romantic Amore of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.
I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.
Physical Attraction ...And più of it. Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded da average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...
Sorry,I didn't know that the link to the video that I gave earlier was removed da Youtube. :X I hope this won't get removed again... Anway... "If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar!" :p*gigglesnort*
If te have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into articolo forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.
One giorno Bella fell over while being chased da Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and detto - "Edward, what are te doing? te know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"
I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another autore - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.
First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the complessivamente, generale Scrivere polished up.
Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.