David Bowie te Know You're a David Bowie fan When te . . .

Jillywinkles posted on May 22, 2008 at 03:26AM
1. Have dressed up as Ziggy.

2. Own every album.

3. Know every song by heart.

4. Have watched every movie he's been in.

5. Have read the Labyrinth manga to see if Jareth gets a happy ending.

6. Actually know what he's talking about when you listen to the lyrics.

7. Have cross dressed at least once.

8. Secretly wonder if he is a vampire.

9. Wonder why your life suspiciously resembles "Life on Mars".

10. Miss his old teeth.

11. Be happy/sad that you are/aren't Chinese.

12. Be happy/sad that your name is/isn't Jean.

13. Own your own pair of red dancing shoes.

14. Dream of being kissed like in the "China Girl" music video.

15. Have seen him live in concert...or, would willingly sell all your worldly possessions to be able to.

16. Sing "Under Pressure" to anyone feeling stressed out.

17. Have sung a Bowie song at a karaoke bar.

18. Reference David Bowie in everyday conversation and have your pop-music-obsessed, "hip" friends look at you blankly.

19. Have styled your hair in one of his many styles.

20. Look down upon the "Let's Dance" album as cheap and commercial, but secretly find the songs catchy.

21. Be insanely jealous of Iman.

22. Know who David Jones is and have seen his artwork.

23. Are asked if you watch Disney Channel, and reply, "Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow."

24. Feel sorry for Major Tom.

25. Use "Oh, You Pretty Things" as your primary source for your essay on Nietzsche.

26. Argue with Doors fans on a regular basis over who has the best "Alabama Song".

27. Have joined/started a petition for Bowie playing Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies. Damn you Ralph Fiennes!

28. Often use Vanilla Ice as a synonym for all that is ugly in the world.

29. Wish you could swim. Like dolphins can swim.

30. Counter people when they tell you that "Nobody's perfect."

31. Have sung "Dancing in the Street" while dancing in the street.

32. Secretly agree with everything on his uncyclopedia page (which can be found here: link )

33. Launch into a heated rant when someone says his eyes are two different colors.

34. Own the Jareth action figure.
last edited on May 22, 2008 at 03:27AM

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più di un anno fa Jillywinkles said…
These are all the ones I could come up with, add your own if you think of anything! heheh, I love these lists.
più di un anno fa horatiofan5 said…
1.Have a pair of red shoes
2.Say his name many times a day
3.Think his eyes are cool even the dilated one
4.Think he's sexy even though you're only 13years old
5.Download pictures of him
6.Tried to watch him in any movie that has him
7.Love his videos
8.Love to watch him in a suit in the Jump They Say video(seriously he looked great in a suit!)
9.Shout Let's Dance every time
10.realized that your cell phone is full of his songs.

Yup,that's all I could think of.
più di un anno fa ebathory said…
I'm a chef and I worked at an Italian restaurant a couple of years ago. When I was on starters, every time I got an order for bruschetta, I would sing 'My bruschetta' to the tune of 'under pressure'. No-one else thought it was funny.
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più di un anno fa Jillywinkles said…
LOL that's awesome
più di un anno fa ladystardust18 said…
laugh
1. Have dressed up as Ziggy.
2. Know every song by heart.
3. Actually know what he's talking about when you listen to the lyrics.
4. Miss his old teeth.
5. Be happy/sad that you are/aren't Chinese.
6. Be happy/sad that your name is/isn't Jean.
7. Own your own pair of red dancing shoes.
8. Dream of being kissed like in the "China Girl" music video.
9. wwould willingly sell all your worldly possessions to be able to.
10. Sing "Under Pressure" to anyone feeling stressed out.
11. Have sung a Bowie song at a karaoke bar.
12. Reference David Bowie in everyday conversation and have your pop-music-obsessed, "hip" friends look at you blankly.
13. Have styled your hair in one of his many styles.
14. Look down upon the "Let's Dance" album as cheap and commercial, but secretly find the songs catchy.
15. Be insanely jealous of Iman.
16. Know who David Jones is and have seen his artwork.
17. Are asked if you watch Disney Channel, and reply, "Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow."
18. Wish you could swim. Like dolphins can swim.
19. Counter people when they tell you that "Nobody's perfect."
20. Have sung "Dancing in the Street" while dancing in the street.
21. Secretly agree with everything on his uncyclopedia page (which can be found here: link )
22. Launch into a heated rant when someone says his eyes are two different colors.


YEP...
più di un anno fa beetle66 said…
1. Have personalized licence plates "bowiebug" on my VW Beetle
2. Celebrate his wedding anniversary
3. Know the birthdates of both of his children
4. Have died my hair red "Aladin Sane"
5. Have his name tatooed on my back
6. Know every song by heart
7. Have albums that have never been opened.
8. Own every movie he has played in.

Love him!
più di un anno fa paulus38 said…
have a 12 yr old son who after watching life on mars now cant get enuff of his music
più di un anno fa Laura-Ellen said…
big smile
Ha! Just a quick commetn to say that these ideas are all fab! But being a 17 year old fan, some of them are unreachable at the moment - I'm new to Fanpop so anyone feel free to be my fan :)