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List by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, te know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. te throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. te wear at least some black every day.

3. te rip your clothes on purpose.

4. te call people te don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. te yell "CRUCIO!" at people when te get mad.

6. te carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" o an "L", te accidentally type out a Bellatrix o a Lestrange instead.

9. te think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.

10. Whenever te mention her, your Friends roll their eyes and shake their heads.

11. te call your preferito teacher Voldemort.

12. te constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
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Guide by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate successivo to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him te ha rubato, stola his teddy bear.

8. Tell him te won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him te were just kidding and detto teddy orso has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and give him a Mohawk.

11. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and write "Crazy!" all over his face in permanent ink.

12. Sneak up on him when he's asleep and wash his hair.

13. Send him repeated invitations to a makeover party - which emphasis on facials, shampooing, and hair-braiding. ("But you'll look so pretty!!")
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Fan fiction by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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Greetings, new follower:

If te are Leggere this letter then te have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If da some unprecedented chance te are Leggere this and te have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest te put down this letter and leave now, o the consequences for te will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which te must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The successivo meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
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Fan fiction by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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*To the tune of "Dangerous and Moving, da t.A.T.u.. If te don't know that song, here's a link: link*

Anyways, Dangerous and Moving, Death Eater style!

We'll take over the world today,
And never give it back,
And this is what the Order members say,
Our lives are evil and black
And this is how we move
And this is how we sway
Danger is the truth
We fell and rose again!

We broke out of Azkaban,
We're perilous and looming
We're dangerous and moving,
We're dangerous and moving!

We’ll burn everything down,
We’re perilous and looming
We’re dangerous and moving,
We’re dangerous and moving

We’ll have no mercy for the lost,
We’ll get rid of all the sad,
The line was just crossed,
We use the living dead

And this is how we move
And this is how we sway
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Fan fiction by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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Me, Myself, and I

da Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s più to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do te mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call te Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would te describe your relationship with the man known as Lord Voldemort

*Bellatrix turns pink, then regains composture*

BL: I am his most loyal follower! I, who spent years in Azkaban for him!

RS: Riiiiight, I’m sure that was a real big help, now-

*Bellatrix reaches for wand again*
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Guide by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, te know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. te throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. te wear at least some black every day.

3. te rip your clothes on purpose.

4. te call people te don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. te yell "CRUCIO!" at people when te get mad.

6. te carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" o an "L", te accidentally type out a Bellatrix o a Lestrange instead.

9. te think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.

10. Whenever te mention her, your Friends roll their eyes and shake their heads.

11. te call your preferito teacher Voldemort.

12. te constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
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Guide by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, te got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than te look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for te now!!" *Prepare yourself da getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did te say something?"

5. "Why do te have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*

7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl ! ciao honey, come listen to this guy talk!"

8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank te for saying thank you!'
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Guide by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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A handy-dandy Wikihow articolo on how to make a horcrux, for all te aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch o wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide te should not attempt to create a horcrux until te can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from the Herb of Undeath no sooner than 12 hours before committing the principal act of the ritual.

4. Cast the preliminary incantation in the presence of your object. Bring your wand from hanging medial at your side to in front of your cuore at approximately 45 degrees from your waist. At this point te should flick the wand in a circular fashion 146 degrees and then whip it outwards to the full extension of your limb. During this last movement issue the following command: "Voces fallacis amicae"
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Article by greekgirlA posted più di un anno fa
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I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled te once,
Now I dueled te twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.


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Article by KateKicksAss posted più di un anno fa
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I found these fascinating, thought te guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow stella, star indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer was Blaise Pascal, a French mathematician and philosopher.

Draco - Draco is a constellation that looks like a dragon but is a snake. In Latin, Draco means “dragon.” There was also a Greek ruler named Draco who developed a system of severe punishments for the smallest of crimes. “Draconian” means “harsh o cruel.” In Romanian, “drac” means “devil.”
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Opinion by popo6 posted più di un anno fa
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say te taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him fiori when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If te ever need to say 'Like taking caramelle from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
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