Lots of te detto it's hard to hear what Genie is saying in this song, so...here it is!


Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master your in luck 'cause up your sleeves
te got a brand of magic never fails
te got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
te got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all te gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
te ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is te want
te ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what te wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little più Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help te dude
te ain't never had a friend like me

Can your Friends do this?
Do your Friends do that?
Do your Friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your Friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your Friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
te got me bona fide, certified
te got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help te out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
te got a lista that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all te gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish o two o three
I'm on the job, te big nabob
te ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
te ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
te ain't never had a friend like me
te ain't never had a friend like me, hah!