Once upon a time, I heard my first Donna Summer song, and I fell in love. Like the saying goes, It was the best of times and the worst of times, because I was in love, but she was unavailable. Someday, I will meet her and tell her how beautiful her voice is. Until then, I vow to dance the disco and spread her lovely Musica across the United States.
Children these days are subjected to a Musica that lacks the Amore and romance that disco provided. I know that if every man woman and child listened to a little Donna Summer every day, they would be happier and nicer to each other. We would be healthier as a community and a team.