#1: Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. [Johnny laughs] RiffTrax: Seriously, she's in a coma
#2: Johnny: I'll do anything for te Lisa Rifftrax: Wait, so he's a human being?
#3: "In his enraged state, he's able to lift the 65-pound CRT TV as if it were a hollow omaggio of some sort!"
#4: [As Lisa, Mark and Denny cry over Johnny's bloody corpse] Rifftrex [as Johnny]: Oh hai, Mark. Hai, Denny. Hai, Lisa. I'm dead, te know. Ha ha ha. Now that everybody betray me, I'm gonna come back and haunt...