"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way o another"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, b-i-t-c-h!"

"I'm no più than what te expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing più to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable te just want to take everything te own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life o how people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless te like stupid comedies da an stupid Canadian...