he sparkles
he never ages
he dazzling
he doesn't see how spectacular he is
he's inexperienced
he's a chivalrous
he's like a personal air conditioner
he smells good
he's a vegetarian
his eyes are only for Bella
his crooked smile
his dedication
he's witty
he is charming
he's protective
he's selfless
he knows what really caused WWI (vampires of course)
he's creative
he's sensitive, yet can't shed a tear
he is very bullet-proof
he could kill incredible hulk
he has impeccable fashion taste
his bronze hair
his UNTIDY bronze hair
his topaz eyes
he can quote Shakespeare at the snap of a finger
his velvety voice
his sense of protection when you're near him
he can smell blood(and werewolves)
he can literally sweep te off your feet(without dropping you)
he will do anything for Bella
he can tell te più about the past than any grandfather
he's been to high school più times than Lauren Mallory can count to
he can read your mind
he never ages
he dazzling
he doesn't see how spectacular he is
he's inexperienced
he's a chivalrous
he's like a personal air conditioner
he smells good
he's a vegetarian
his eyes are only for Bella
his crooked smile
his dedication
he's witty
he is charming
he's protective
he's selfless
he knows what really caused WWI (vampires of course)
he's creative
he's sensitive, yet can't shed a tear
he is very bullet-proof
he could kill incredible hulk
he has impeccable fashion taste
his bronze hair
his UNTIDY bronze hair
his topaz eyes
he can quote Shakespeare at the snap of a finger
his velvety voice
his sense of protection when you're near him
he can smell blood(and werewolves)
he can literally sweep te off your feet(without dropping you)
he will do anything for Bella
he can tell te più about the past than any grandfather
he's been to high school più times than Lauren Mallory can count to
he can read your mind
I Amore Edward but I think these are kinda funny so I will carica it! 10 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN!
1. Keep Canto "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!
2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!
3. Tell him that he let Bella down da getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!
4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!
5. Tell him that only werewolf are stupid enough to bite pillows cause they are pups and Amore to play he should have più dignity!
6. Ask how Tanya is
7. End every argument with BITE ME EDWARD!!
8. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
1. Keep Canto "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!
2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!
3. Tell him that he let Bella down da getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!
4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!
5. Tell him that only werewolf are stupid enough to bite pillows cause they are pups and Amore to play he should have più dignity!
6. Ask how Tanya is
7. End every argument with BITE ME EDWARD!!
8. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
