Once upon a time there was a lady. She wanted to have a baby. And she did. But she was sad, because the baby had brown hair. "I wanted a blond!" she screamed, throwing the baby of a cliff.
She then had another baby. It had red hair. "I wanted a blond!" she shouted, again throwing her off the cliff.
The days past, and many a child was thrown off a cliff. Then, the lady reached the age of 40. "I'm too old now! I'll never have a blonde baby!" She lived the rest of her life in depression.
Oh, and she was put in prison for throwing bambini of cliffs.