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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted ·14 giorni fa
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For the past few years Peter's been getting a massive amount of hatred especially from the Meg fan which became completely toxic. Peter deserves better stronger elements of four dimensional character development like emotional back stories, long term continuity, and massive amounts of redemption arcs to rehumanize his character. The Meg fan have gone too far with the massive hatedom against Peter. Peter needs to escape from the scrappy heap of hell from that hideous fandom. It's disgusting. The writers seriously should reinvent his character into something più unique and sophisticated than he ever was. He deserves the ultimate likable traits of rebuilding and fixing his image in a positive light. The mostra needs to follow the rescued from the scrappy heap trope with complex, inoffensive, and serialized. He needs più nuance personalities and become beloved again.
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted ·14 giorni fa
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Look Meg's my 3rd preferito character in the mostra after Peter and Stewie. However, her fanbase on websites such as DeviantArt.com and fanfiction.net has gotten way out of control for the past decade and so on. I'm really starting to dislike her because of her overrated fanbase. It's way too toxic. The Meg bashing has died down over the years but the hate art and revenge fanfics of her killing her family has gotten worse to the point of me to almost not care for hér presence on the mostra anymore. The Meg bashing wasn't as bad as her fan made it out to be. Yes the infamous episode that everyone loves to bash to death was the one where she called her family out on their flaws and the ending pissed nearly everyone off. That's when the hatred for the other characters online got intense to the point of me thinking was Meg really that great of a character? Don't get me wrong Meg's a character, but her fandom sucks. Hell, this crap wouldn't have happened if she was fleshed out in a different direction. LIke I detto it's not Meg herself, it's her godawful fan on other sites not this site. I just wanted to call out the bad aspects of Meg's fanbase and their repetitive hatred towards the...
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted ·7 mesi fa
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Lately Brian has been hated on for a while now that people want him dead again. If the writers want Brian dead again they should go for it again because his storylines are the weakest out of all the main and recurring characters in the show. Personally I feel like the writers need to replace Brian with another dog like they did 4 years ago. Brian either needs a season long plot of reconstructing his personality o slowly die in a hilarious way. I really don't mind if he dies again. Peter and Stewie make Family Guy better with o without Brian anyway. Brian is just trash now. I don't find him interesting anymore. His characteristics aren't exciting at all. It's time to bury the dog alive. What do te guys think?
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted ·7 mesi fa
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Stewie goes back in time and works with his former self and conquer the entire universe. Meanwhile the rest of the Griffins meet their former selves and try to stop the 2 diabolical baby duo and save the universe. It'll be a long overdue sequel to the first Family Guy film. It will be three-dimensional, super clever, and edgier than ever. Epic fight scenes, intense interactions with both versions of every character on the show, and Stewie becoming his old self again as well as everyone else. Voice actors will bring the Lost nostalgia from the old days of Family Guy lIke Norm McDonald, Lori Alan, Drew Barrymore, and Carlos Alazraqui. The subjective humor, heartwarming plot, and decent redeemable qualities the characters almost lost.
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Review by Mingsunchao1824 posted ·11 mesi fa
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Family Guy is great mostra but like most long running tv shows it starts to decline. What the mostra needs to do is to fully develop into a mostra with many genres like action,sci-fi, psychological, and thriller instead of comedy all the time. The episodes need unexpected twists to destroy the status quo and create a series of continuing events and have the characters go rogue against the writers in an all-out war with volpe for nearly ruining the mostra in the first place. The mostra needs intelligent and creative ideas to make the mostra better again especially nowadays. The mostra needs A+ episodes to be più relatable and sophisticated towards the audience. The animazione quality needs to be più organic and 3D. The characters deserve better voice actors to make sound più soothing and cool. Family Guy should be smart like South Park but smarter to compete with Rick and morty but million times ahead in storytelling and abandon all the flaws in the writing. It definitely Lost its edge but it still has potential to make drastic changes for the better.
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted ·11 mesi fa
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• Third dimensional qualities – Emotions, thoughts, attitudes and spirituality.
• Fourth dimensional qualities – Time. Their past history, the present and the future. The writers seriously need to fix everything on the mostra and reinvent the character's growth in development. Seth should get rid of all the worst writers on the mostra and hire new writers with updated storytelling and quality structure. The characters deserves original elements and arcs in the show. He needs to fix every single flaw 100% of his content. Serializing the mostra would be refreshing change. The writers need to think più deeply about what's lacking in their story-lines like adding depth towards the characters and focus on building positive continuity. Avoid errors at all cost and remember to make every character likable. Social commentary is really important. te need a point in all of your episodes to appeal to the audience. High quality animazione needs to be in the mostra to improve on the hi-definition market. No cutaway gags for good. New original jokes and no tasteless fart humor.
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Fan fiction by Courtneyfan6 posted più di un anno fa
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Goodmorning
[Joe is at the Griffins' house, making his Friends dance with hip. Cleveland is on the piano]
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more! [everyone moans in agony] And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Cleveland begins playing, while Peter, Joe and Quagmire dance]
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[Joe sits on Quagmires lap as Peter continues dancing]
Peter: When the band, begins to play, The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way, It's too late to say good night!
Joe: [shouts at Quagmire] SO SAY GOOD MORNIN'!
Quagmire: AHH! [starts sobbing] Good mornin'! [everyone continues dancing] Sunbeams will soon smile through
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[the song ends, but Stewie pops out from behind the divano and continues da himself]
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Fan fiction by BrianGsBrother posted più di un anno fa
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Name:Braie And Stewn (will be finished)
Description:Stewie Builds A Machine That Can Swap Minds,And Stewie And Brian Trip In To It.
()=Info []=Actions {}=Commercail Break <>=Note
(Shows Griffin House Then Cuts To Stewie's Room) Stewie:Your Not My Boss Rupert,I Wont Give It A bow Tie. [Brian Walks In]Stewie:Oh,Hey Brian,I Just Finished My Device. Brian:I Just Got A Pie From The Kitchen,You Wanna Piece? Stewie:Sure,But Can te Get Some Cool Whhip On It? Brian Yea Su-Did te Do,--Do That On Perpose? Stewie:Do Whhat On Perpose? Brian:You Did Again,Why Are te Putting Emposis On The H? Stewie:Im Not,Im Just Sayin,You Can't Have A Pie Without Cool Whhip.
Brian:Whip. Stewie:Whhip. Brian:Whip. Stewie:Whhip. Brian:Say Cool. Stewie:Cool. Brian:Now Say Whip. Stewie:Whip. Brian:Now Say Cool Whip. Stewie:Cool Whhip. te Know What,Forget It. Anyway,What Did te Make? Stewie:A Mind Swaper. Brian:Swaper Who Says That?!?! Stewie:It Does'nt Matter. Any way,It Can Swap Minds. Brian:hmm. I found a bone in the yard. [Brian Drops Bone And Walks Forward,Hits Stewie,And Knocks Them Both Into The Mind Swaper.They Fall Out.] Brian In Sbv<stewie's body and...
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Article by BrianGsBrother posted più di un anno fa
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Peter:Oh Yeah,I Know All About The F-C-C!()=not part of the song)
Bum Buh Dum Dum Duh
Peter:They Will Clean Up All Your Taking In A Menace Such As This-
Brian:They Will Make te Take A Tinkle When te Wanna Take A Piss
Stewie:And They'll Make te Call Follachio(i dont know what that is)A pantaloni, pantalone Friendly Kiss!
All:Its The Plain Situation! There's No Negotiation! Peter:With The Fellas At the Freakin' FCC!
Brian:There As Stuffy As The Stuffiest Of Speical Intrest Groups
Peter:Make A Joke About Your Bouls And They'll Order In The Troops!
Stewie:Any Baby With A Brain Could Tell Them Everybody Poops!
All:Take A Tip,Take A Lesson!You'll Never Win da Messin'
Peter:With The Fellas At The Freakin' FCC!
Peter:And If te Find Your Self With Some Young Sexy Dane...You'll Have To Do Her With Your Ding-A-Ling!!!!Cause' te Can't Say Penis
Peter:So They Sent This Little Warning Their Prepared To Do Their Worst...
Brian:And They Stuck It In Your Mail Box Hoping te Could Be Co-Hersed(Dont Know What It Means)
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Review by SweetCookieable posted più di un anno fa
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Did te noticed that? Here is my "philosophical" interpretation of this magnificent cartoon.
Peter is "Carefree", loves to have fun in the pub, outlandish business with friends, not thinking of anything problematic, good Cibo and resting on the divano watching TV.But he's also "Authority",at the end all revolves around what he does. And when it comes to family and friends, is più than ready to lend a hand, sometimes with incredible steadfastness and affection.
Lois is "Responsibility",is a più attentive parent than Peter, strives to understand the children even when the visualizzazioni are divergent. In addition, it is often her giving inputs to Peter in the decisive moments for their family.But she's also "Pleasure," she cheated on Peter on several occasions, made use of Spinelli and più generally, is aware of her beauty and full of complacency in being courted and coveted as one of the most attractive women in Quahog.
Meg is "Repulsion", no one seems to really appreciate her, is considered wrongly ugly and insignificant, and often people fail to capture the sweetness inside of her. This makes Meg often gray and sad, and this only increases this sense of...
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Fan fiction by Hades332 posted più di un anno fa
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Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ \ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on divano watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do te really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s not exactly an academic.
[Dianne narrows eyes] Dianne: Now onto Ollie Williams, who’s on the front line to deliver the story.
Tom: What’s it like out there, Ollie?
[Dianne narrows eyes again]

[Cuts to middle of city. Shows Ollie in a gas protection suit.]
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Opinion by bratzdolly11 posted più di un anno fa
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Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. te see, the bombetta, giocatore di bocce hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score da dashing between the creases, provided the portello, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality mostra on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I don’t know math.
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy, “The baciare Seen ’Round the World”
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do te know my language?
-Family Guy, “The Story on Page 1”

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
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Opinion by SickBucket posted più di un anno fa
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Me:
Family guy is basically what keeps me watching Comedy Central, it is the balance between fat Americans and really pretty wives (I am not lesbian o bi but te have to admit Louis is pretty). It's ironic and makes no utter sense but that is what makes it amazing. If Peter wasn't Catholic I woudld think he was the stupidest awesomest person in the world. Also I just Amore Stewie he is a freaking genius.

My mum:
What the freaking hell is this te are watching? It is utter crap and the amount of times I have heard the word penis from in the lounge..... wait are te typing this???????
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Article by lilylove89 posted più di un anno fa
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Family Guy is an American animated Televisione series created da Seth MacFarlane for the volpe Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The mostra is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.

The family was conceived da MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films' protagonist, Larry, and his dog, Steve, and renamed them Peter and Brian, respectively. MacFarlane pitched a seven-minute pilot to volpe on May 15, 1998. The mostra was dato the green light and started production. Shortly after the third season of Family Guy aired in 2001, volpe canceled the series. However, favorable DVD sales and high ratings for syndicated reruns on Adult Swim convinced the network to renew the mostra in 2004.
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Article by Robssesed posted più di un anno fa
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Peter: But there is one thing, Mickey, te knocked up my Mom and never called her again.
Mickey: Yeah, so what?

Peter: So what!? So let's dance!

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,

And he never taught me anything,

But still I slap my chest and sing...

Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,

And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap

From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...

They'll tell te the same

McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney

All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame.

Mickey: Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.

Look to the ground when their dad passes by

Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, fight for his honor and then start to cry!
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Article by Robssesed posted più di un anno fa
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Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: te will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if te mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If te been so stiff they thought te died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a biblioteca book out and I fells asleep Leggere it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty giorno I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house
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Article by Robssesed posted più di un anno fa
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Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make te take a tinkle when te want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make te call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win da messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if te find yourself with some te sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause te can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping te could be co-erced
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Guide by Robssesed posted più di un anno fa
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Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if te
would
When I tell te every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all te need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There te go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
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Opinion by pauloc posted più di un anno fa
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What is the deal with the character from Family guy Stewie? Obviously he is a baby. A very intelligent and diabolical baby. This Televisione program has raised più than a few questions, and supplied limited risposte not to mention, quite a bit of controversy.

OK, we all saw the episode where Stewie turns a anno old, so it is not a huge surprise that he speaks (even though he sounds più like a thirty anno old), but why does he have a British accent, when the family lives in Rhode Island, in the United states? Anyone who has heard a Rhode Island accent, o for that matter any New England accent can see just how funny this truly is. Also Brian can understand him, but no one else can? o are they just ignoring the little dictator in the making?

Why is Stewie intent on killing Lois? Why does he really hate her so much? In fact does he really hate her at all? We have probably all seen the episodes that suggest that he does not. In fact, perhaps he is desperately in need of her love. It seems that the story line has suggested this on at least several occasions.
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Fan fiction by Courtney370 posted più di un anno fa
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The giorno All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your letto and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! detto Peter As He Was In The letto With Lois. Ok Dad! detto Chris. Chris Got Out Of His letto and Went To The Living Room To Play video Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. detto Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. detto Meg. Yeah But Do te Know What Today Is? detto Peter. What? detto Meg. Fart Day!! detto Peter As He Farted In Meg's Face. No Dad!! detto Meg As She Run Around The House. Come Back Here. I'm Get te Yeah I'm Going Got To Get You. detto Peter. Blaaaa!! detto Meg As She Throw Up On The Living Room Carpet. Oh Meg On The Living Room Carpet. detto Peter. Lois Comes Down To The Living Room With Her Holding Stewie In Her Arm. Oh My God!! Meg Are Okay? detto Lois Looks Like Someone Is Going To Clean Up That Puke. detto Stewie No Dad Fart In My Face In My Bed. detto Meg Peter!! detto Lois What I Was Just Teaching Her That Everyone Farts. detto Peter te Farted In My Face. detto Meg Meg Go To Your Room!!...
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Opinion by dyannnn posted più di un anno fa
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ciao Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

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Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When te Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded da the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie innamorati with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!
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Opinion by dyannnn posted più di un anno fa
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ciao Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

link

Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When te Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded da the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie innamorati with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!
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Review by conniewrites posted più di un anno fa
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Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch data to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the menu in perfect French and caught the waiters’ wineglasses in mid-fall. So Brian attempts to cease a most opportune moment to prove himself da deliberately tripping the waiter. But of course, he does not catch the wineglasses; instead he catches a stem of a glass and falls to the ground with the waiter and all broken glasses. Naturally the waiter had a prior surgery on his elbow and wasn’t even supposed to be in work that giorno (according to him)...
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Guide by 768 posted più di un anno fa
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Season 5

Disc 1

01. PTV
02. Brian Goes Back to College
03. The Courtship Of Stewie's Father
04. The Fat Guy Strangler
05. The Father The Son And The Holy Fonz

Disc 2

06: Brian Sings and Swings
07: Patriot Games
08: I Take The Quagmire
09: Sibling Rivalry
10: Deep Throats

Disc 3

11: Peterotica
12: te May Now baciare The... UH... Guy Who Receives
13: Petergeist
14: The Griffin Family History


Season 6

Disc 1

01: Stewie Loves Lois
02: Mother Tucker
03: Hell Comes To Quahog
04: Saving Pivate Brian
05: Whistle While Your Wife Works
06: Prick Up Your Ears

Disc 2

07: Chick Cancer
08: Barely Legal
09: Road To Rupert
10: Peter's Two Dads
11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
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Guide by 768 posted più di un anno fa
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Season 2 - disc 1

1: Da Boom
2: Brian In Love
3: I am Peter, Hear me Roar
4: A picture is worth 1000 bucks
5: Fifteen minuti of Shame
6: Road to Rhode Island
7: Lets go to the Hop
8: Dammit Janet!

Season 2 - disc 2

9: There's Something About Paulie
10: He's Too Sexy For His Fat
11: E. Peterbus Unum
12: The Story On Page One
13: Wasted Talent
14: Fore Father
15: When te wish upon a weinstien


Season 3 - disc 1

1: The Thin White Line
2: Brian Does Hollywood
3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
4: One If da Clam, Two if da Sea
5: And the Wiener is...
6: Death Lives
7: Lethal Weapons

Season 3 - disc 2

8: The baciare seen Around the World
9: Mr. Saturday Night
10: A pesce out of Water
11: Emission Impossible
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