Penis Lipstick

Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. te see, the bombetta, giocatore di bocce hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score da dashing between the creases, provided the portello, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality mostra on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
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Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch data to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the...