Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship of the Ring...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer te up.
Emma-Leeza Smooge is the worst of the worst. She drools over William Moseley. She uses paragraphs the size of napkins to describe her disgusting Mary Sues. Her spelling reeks. But on Natale Eve, she is visited da the ghost of her beta-reader...