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The Titanclad warship, it is very simply said. First te may ask, what is a Titanclad warship? Well, to sum it all up, it's the most unsinkable, indestructable superweapon of the high seas. Generally, these ships are small, at least less than the size of a football field, pretty small for a "Powerful warship" right? We'll get to why it's small in a minute, but for now, let's just browse through the 4 types of Titanclad warship.

Class 4500B gauge hull slicer: These Titanclads are the most common, and make up 65% of the Antarctic pinguino Navy fleet, they are the small ones and are so for several reasons. First of all, the ships are made of 4 6-inch layers of Titanium hull, (Hence the name Titanclads) which means that a single square yard of the hull weighs 470.57 pounds, which means if te make a very large one, it will sink. Secondly, it will have to support two large laser pistole that can blow a wide hole into the hull of an enemy ship, plus grappling pistole to shoot grappling hooks at other ships to board them, and minor cannons with torpedoes. That means it will be top-heavy and likely to bend in half if it becomes any larger. Lastly, the ships need to sposta fast, not clumsily, to avoid gunfire.

Class 470-HJ12K Flag ships: These are the largest group of Titanclad warships, they get to be larger than a football stadium, attaining sizes longer than the Eiffel tower is tall. They serve as flag ships, since they are too heavy to hold the grappling hook pistole and extra provisions, the ships have to carry only the two laser pistole and the minor cannons. They make up 15% of the APN's ships and skid across the waves rather sluggishly, at speeds of 5 miles per hour, they have one advantage though, being bigger, they don't rock in the waves as much, so less seasickness on board, new military Privates and Cadets need to rank up to Liutenant, as well as overcome seasickness, to command a Class 470-HJ12K. Antarctica's main ship: The Pride of Pacifica is a Class 470-HJ12K. This is the envy of the British, American, and Australian Navies, and the thing Obama is begging Emperor of Antarctica, Richard Dodgeson Walter, to import blueprints of these ships to the U.S. He still declines Obama's begs.

Class CS140 Rammers: These are another group of Titanclad warships, they make up another 15% of the APN's Navy, and are the fastest ships of the APN. Zipping at speeds of 84 miles per ora on a fair weather day, they build up enough force to do the thing they're good at: Ramming. They are characterized da a large spiky prow at the Bow of the ship, which will bore several incisions in an enemy ship's hull, più than enough to sink it. They have disadvantages as well, first off, the prow usually collapses and takes a good deal of the hull with it at occassions when the ship hasn't been maintained for only 2 days, second, the ship's prow causes più problems, più weight on front, the ship will sink bow-first in the water, so the prow can't be too big. Finally, the strain put in the stern of the ship from the prow can sometimes lead to the ship bursting in half and sinking, which is why they are a minority.

Class 955-HR46 scorpione ship: These are the oddest of the Titanclad warship, like the hull slicer class, these ships have the same hull, shape, and color as a hull slicer, but the key differences are there. First off, the 955 has only one laser gun, secondly it has no smokestack, instead a grill-like opening on the sides release the smoke, and the most intriguing feature, a large, bladed, serrated, pole, that can bend back like a scorpione and lunge out, impaling another ship, and they have greedy engines that burn 940.74 gallons of biodiesel to run for only 10 minutes. In combat, the Scorpions would first cerchio an enemy ship, slowly getting closer and closer, when it gets in during range, it bombards the enemy a few times and stops, then when close enough, it will unleash it's scorpione stinger-like mechanical arm and impale the other ship's hull, sinking it instantly.
posted by coolprivate
(oh dear im trying to figure out how to use bold so..forgive me if im wrong .FT.)
[b]Chapter 1[b] / [b]bold[b]Chapter 1

Kowalski(must always start with him!):
Skipper!i have done it!

Skipper: done what? a chemical reaction nuclear bomb that kills the whole unviverse?

Kowalski: -_- no. i have created *pause* THE HRYDRIGIZER!

Rico: oooo heheh

Private: well, what does it do?

Kowalski: well, it transports "recruits" from the human world to this world!

Skipper: "recruits"?!? we have four men on the team! isn't that enough?!

Kowalski: ah but we only have "men"

*everyone stares at him questioningly*

*meanwhile...
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posted by kowalskilover13
it was a cold dark night. kowalski was out for a walk in the park. he felt like something was watching him. he turned around again to see a frying pan hit him in the face.

then he was dragged away da a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something sposta successivo to him.

he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up successivo to him. then he feels his head get lifted up da something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.

the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...
posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
"Alright, we'll go when your ready, Kat." Ice said. "I'm ready now." Kat replied. Ice slung on his heavy military bag. The waves were calm that night. Kat colomba first, followed da Ice. Cool salt water covered Ice's face and his eyes stung the tiniest bit. Kat turned around under the water and saw Ice. She grabbed his drenched flipper and pulled on him. Ice swam trying to keep up with Kat. She began to slow down. The scenery was beautiful. Huge coral scogliera, barriera corallina beds of all colori shimmered under the moonlight. Kat's shiney feathers seemed to shimmer too. Ice watched as a school of yellow goatfish...
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Source: me
added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me, Asdf, and Sgtskipper
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Source: Me, the Asdf moives and Tressa. :3
posted by 67Dodge
The former office building had been quiet lately, no mob duties were called, in fact, The Kid had called for a "staff meeting" in one of the building's enormous dining halls. Thoroughly checked da many untrusting mobsters, the venue was genuine, not a complex trap The Kid set to kill every last mobster. Even then, many remained dubious when their superior claimed he would visit unarmed so long as they visited unarmed as well. Upon Al's insistence, and the threatening glare Red gave to any doubters, most members arrived armed only with a plastic bat, enough to get points across without dealing...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Well it's been quite fun I might add.. What say te Private?" The Kid chuckled to himself. 

Kowalski sat in the other room in complete anxiety, concerned for his friend in the cell successivo to his, divided only da a concrete wall. 

"Ah, not talking I see, well that's fine, but, we're both kids aren't we?" asked The Kid happily. 

"I won't dare talk to someone who hurts my friend!" Private shouted defiantly. 

"Aww.. Well, heh, te just did silly," The Kid chuckled with sympathy. 

"What do te want from Hannah anyhow?" asked Private.

"Why it's simple, I want to play with her!" The Kid shouted with...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Steve wins the pinball tournament
Steve wins the pinball tournament
Steve: Well folks, this really has been an amazing adventure! I got to defeat Voltaire in person, saved my neighbors' baby, and got me a girlfriend. Well, now that it's all over, let's go play some pinball!
Curtain opens revealing arcade and cast. Steve approaches Cirqus Voltaire pinball machine.
Josh: She's all yours Steve. Good luck!
Steve: Thanks Josh! (plays pinball)
Cast: C'mon Steve! te can do it! Alright! Win this game!
Steve: Alright! I got all nine marvels! Now to unisciti the circus! Almost there! (Shoots) Yes!
Cast cheers
Machine: Welcome to the circus! We need your skills. Spell CIRQUS!
Steve:...
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posted by 67Dodge
"King Dewey just got killed da the Kid, as great as it is knowing that a mob boss has fallen, it's now all the più crucial that we catch him, if he dispenses all the other mob bosses here, lord knows what he aims to strike next, the Imperial Treasury? The Emperor's seat? I fear the fate of the Empire lies in our care Skipper," detto Hannah glumly.

"Indeed, and Kowalski and Private were taken up, the child's too young to be in such a state, and Kowalski's brain, if he were to unlock it, he'd unleash an unscaled amount of devastation across the world..." detto Skipper, holding his head as he sighed. ...
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posted by beastialmoon
The Penguins of Madagascar. It's the Televisione mostra under which we are bannered as one, and it is slowly becoming a memory. Even with those few episodes left to air, the Final Season is pretty much over. So where does that leave us?

I've been a part of this club since April of 2010. For an entire anno I was on forums, chatting and laughing with the rest of you. I gradually grew out of it, and found myself visiting this site less and less, to the point where it had been months since I had been here.

Last night, my brothers took out an official Penguins DVD I had bought years ago. As I laughed...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
After training, Emma decided to visit Marlene. With all of this business with the equas and their unexpected new arrival, she hadn't seen her best friend in a few days. A thought crossed her mind about Skipper and Tia, and looked towards Marlene's habitat in concern.

I guess I'll have to tell her lightly. Emma thought, strolling out of the pinguino habitat, and making her way over to Marlene's. She smiled as she climbed the bacheca and made her way over to the cave. Emma had always thought that Marlene had the prettiest habitat in the zoo. She knocked on the side of the cave loudly, and was surprised...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma's eyes began to open slowly, and she was met da a big blur. She coughed up a lot of water, and tried to look around. All she could see around her was blurs of black and white. Her muscles ached, and she was having trouble breathing. She coughed up più water, and tried to figure out what was going on. She heard a muffle of noise above her, and she looked up. She saw a blur of black, white and brown.

Tha.....that looks familiar. She thought. She felt strange, it didn't feel like she was sitting down o standing up. Almost as if....someone was holding her, maybe carrying her. She started...
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posted by CuteCuddly
Rune led Private into the room she shared with Lexii. She went to one of the drawers on the bedside table, and opened it. She pulled out a rectangular object, wrapped in blue and yellow paper. She handed it to Private.
"You can give her this," she said. Private frowned.
"But weren't te gonna give it to her?" he asked.
"Yes, but I don't mind te doing it."
"Yes, but I do!"
"But te were so upset that your present was destroyed!" Rune exclaimed. Private sighed, as she thrust the package into his flippers.
"Tell te what," he said. "Let's both give it to CC." Rune thought about it a moment, then nodded....
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posted by Rico4ever16
“Are we there yet?” moaned Loren. “almost” Responded Kowalski while rolling his eyes. “yeah, stop being so whiny Loren” detto Skipper. “well it’s not my fault I didn’t get anything to eat before we went on that stupid superiore, in alto secret mission, I’m starving!” Complained Loren. “well that’s a REAL bummer” detto Skipper in a sarcastic tone. “don’t worry Loren, were almost home.” detto private “thanks Private” detto Loren thoughtfully. Loren seems to always treat Private as a little brother, as if they were siblings. And not the type that always fight either. A few minutes...
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posted by E-Scope90
There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can te feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what te wanna see
It’s te who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if te wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
Is that scary for te baby
Am I scary for you
Is it scary for te baby
Is...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Skipper looked up at Lilly in an unamused fashion. "Okay. te introduced yourself. Now Leave." He detto dryly. Private came up behind him. "Don't be so rude Skippa!" The cute little pinguino exclaimed. "Im Private, and this is Kowalski,Rico and Skippa." Lilly giggled. "Wow. Kowalski is a cute little name." Kowalski blushed and looked up at her. "Hee hee...thank te miss Lilly." Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Come on boys, we have a mission to do remember?" Skipper pointed his flipper to the tuna truck that was driving in through the back of the Zoo gates. Just as they were about to slide off,...
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Skipper woke up, he was extremely hung over, so he had a splitting headache from the beer. He looked around, realizing that he slept through closing hours, he then saw a shadow in the other end of the bar. Drake. 'What're te doing here Drake? I thought you've been dead for 4 months!!' yelled Skipper. drake inched closer to Skipper. 'People find ways Skip, te just need to find those ways,' detto Drake, rubbing his grizzled flippers on his forehead. 'I gotta get some Cibo around here, REAL food!!!' yelled Drake. Skipper gulped, then he spoke again. 'You can find real food, there's a shipment...
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posted by Tressa-pom
Scene 1- Owl City Night
Emma:(surprised) Wow! I don't know there is a place called Owl City.
Lexii: Me neither.
Tressa: Because this place's name isn't Owl City. I gave there this name because there are so many owls.
Icicle: Actually there are places call Owl City.
Catherina: So, what will we do next?
Tressa:(excited) I made a list. *tries to find* Wait a second.* takes the list* Hmm. Check time. Is everybody here?
Lexii: Yes. Except Monique, Mya, Dylan,Kiva, Moonshadow.
Kate: Oh dear.
Tressa:*faceflipper*
Lexii: Maybe some others...
Tressa:(depressed)Rune, please tell me te sent invitetion cards to...
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