Welcome immigrants, wandering hobos, nomads, and all who travel!! I'm the leader of this fine Superpower that will destroy all oth- I mean, welcome to my little ice cube known as Antarctica!! Now that you've gotten to know me, te have made a step to knowing our humbly brilliant community. Let's begin to learn about Fort Grumley.
Location: When te travel to another country, well, ya gotta know where your destination is!! Fort Grumley, the capital of Antarctica is located where te humans call, "Alexander island". Adjacent to the Antarctic peninsula da ice sheets. Look on Google maps, it's the little white blob attached to the dog ear shaped white thing in the south pole. It is about the size of Uruguay and with millions of buildings. It's not that hard to see the lights of Fort Grumley's skyscrapers from the moon.
Transportation: Okay!! te know where it is now!! Good for you!! If not, stay in step one until te find it. Now we need to know HOW to get there. Well, there's two ways to get to Fort Grumley. da barca o plane. Just hop into any barca that cannot be sunk da icebergs, whales, elefante seals, the roaring forties, furious fifties, o the screaming sixties, which are regions in the Antarctic cerchio with strong winds that can sink a vessel, it's no wonder Fort Grumley had never been invaded, it was just too dangerous to get there!! If te choose to take a plane as a safer alternative, take one that's being driven da smart, experienced, pilots, not da the idiots that run a specific country (America and Britain), and have a plane that cannot be grounded da severe winds.
A walk around: te finally made it!! te can see the buildings and skyscrapers from your plane, o the crumbling cliffs with the bottoms of buildings in your boat. Take the giorno easily and just walk around Fort Grumley, don't attempt to walk through ALL of Fort Grumley, as it is a city the size of Uruguay, don't forget that. On the Southside, te can see Antarctica's World Trade Center Twin Towers, don't make fun of them o attempt to destroy them o te will be gunned down without question. In the East side, te can eat gourmet German beefs, French bread, Italian dish, o even the Chinese Cibo that makes te get fat because te got addicted to it and spent a giorno in the restaurant.
History: Yes, even this supermetrocity had a humble history, well te can learn più at the museums dotting the city, like Coonts's Natural Museum of History, Peígtoun Historical museum of Pre-World war Two, o the hobo's stash of old items at 56th Ferdinald Street. Fort Grumley started as a small, town with only 6 o 7 small buildings that were based around the cultivation of fish, it was really small, it then began to grow, with the invention of elevators and skyscrapers, Fort Grumley became the world's 8th smallest city in the world. da 1930, the outbreak of Nazism began to take fold in Germany. Antarctica being horribly pressured da the great depression, was easily controled da me, as I. Umm, let's say I used to be in the Axis.... :( Joining the Axis, Antarctica began to kickstart construction of cities. So with the demands, Fort Grumley began to overtake Alexander Island, so it was complete, it was now the largest city in the world, it became the richest when in 1956, oro and mineral deposits were discovered, and it has stayed dependant on the sale of minerals ever since.
Food: Now that te learned about Fort Grumley's origins, te hear a deep growl coming from your stomach, obviously it means your hungry. Well no worries, if you're a penguin, you're in luck, because Antarctica produces 38.6% of pesce as Cibo products. If te do not want to end up stinking of saltwater and fish, then go to the collective amounts of restaurants Fort Grumley has, if te go down 64th International road, then you'll see on the first floor of every building there is a small restaurant, they all range from Japanese, Italian, Croatian, even German o Chinese Cibo too, millions of items to eat. But don't try to eat all the 36 million dishes there is to offer in one day, it's not very healthy, and te can die from stomach rupture.
Merchandise and Shopping: Millions of shopping centers, entertainment gigs, and a few theater houses to watch a good vecchio stile whimsical play, and the appliance and clothes stores to buy things. Very neat items that te won't see anywhere else on earth as well, like the Gordonstowne Chopper, which can chop up vegetables and fruits, and is also a sharpgun, o the Polem Glasses, which are like eyes for the blind and come in a few sizes, small, medium, large, extra large, and Fat culo American large.
Socialization: Youll never know who te meet at Fort Grumley, maybe the angry taxi driver shouting at a Muslim just for meditating on the sidewalk, o the happy, cheerful, oddly short, fuzzy pinguino at the 5th floor balcony, o the 4 cute, adorable fuzzy pinguino hatchlings at the Imperial Palace watching the strada, via being taken back inside da their mother. Just get to know the people, unless they own a gun o weapon, then just get the hell away from them.
Thank te for learning about Fort Grumley, I hope te get a wonderful experience if te can ever visit o sposta there!! :)
Location: When te travel to another country, well, ya gotta know where your destination is!! Fort Grumley, the capital of Antarctica is located where te humans call, "Alexander island". Adjacent to the Antarctic peninsula da ice sheets. Look on Google maps, it's the little white blob attached to the dog ear shaped white thing in the south pole. It is about the size of Uruguay and with millions of buildings. It's not that hard to see the lights of Fort Grumley's skyscrapers from the moon.
Transportation: Okay!! te know where it is now!! Good for you!! If not, stay in step one until te find it. Now we need to know HOW to get there. Well, there's two ways to get to Fort Grumley. da barca o plane. Just hop into any barca that cannot be sunk da icebergs, whales, elefante seals, the roaring forties, furious fifties, o the screaming sixties, which are regions in the Antarctic cerchio with strong winds that can sink a vessel, it's no wonder Fort Grumley had never been invaded, it was just too dangerous to get there!! If te choose to take a plane as a safer alternative, take one that's being driven da smart, experienced, pilots, not da the idiots that run a specific country (America and Britain), and have a plane that cannot be grounded da severe winds.
A walk around: te finally made it!! te can see the buildings and skyscrapers from your plane, o the crumbling cliffs with the bottoms of buildings in your boat. Take the giorno easily and just walk around Fort Grumley, don't attempt to walk through ALL of Fort Grumley, as it is a city the size of Uruguay, don't forget that. On the Southside, te can see Antarctica's World Trade Center Twin Towers, don't make fun of them o attempt to destroy them o te will be gunned down without question. In the East side, te can eat gourmet German beefs, French bread, Italian dish, o even the Chinese Cibo that makes te get fat because te got addicted to it and spent a giorno in the restaurant.
History: Yes, even this supermetrocity had a humble history, well te can learn più at the museums dotting the city, like Coonts's Natural Museum of History, Peígtoun Historical museum of Pre-World war Two, o the hobo's stash of old items at 56th Ferdinald Street. Fort Grumley started as a small, town with only 6 o 7 small buildings that were based around the cultivation of fish, it was really small, it then began to grow, with the invention of elevators and skyscrapers, Fort Grumley became the world's 8th smallest city in the world. da 1930, the outbreak of Nazism began to take fold in Germany. Antarctica being horribly pressured da the great depression, was easily controled da me, as I. Umm, let's say I used to be in the Axis.... :( Joining the Axis, Antarctica began to kickstart construction of cities. So with the demands, Fort Grumley began to overtake Alexander Island, so it was complete, it was now the largest city in the world, it became the richest when in 1956, oro and mineral deposits were discovered, and it has stayed dependant on the sale of minerals ever since.
Food: Now that te learned about Fort Grumley's origins, te hear a deep growl coming from your stomach, obviously it means your hungry. Well no worries, if you're a penguin, you're in luck, because Antarctica produces 38.6% of pesce as Cibo products. If te do not want to end up stinking of saltwater and fish, then go to the collective amounts of restaurants Fort Grumley has, if te go down 64th International road, then you'll see on the first floor of every building there is a small restaurant, they all range from Japanese, Italian, Croatian, even German o Chinese Cibo too, millions of items to eat. But don't try to eat all the 36 million dishes there is to offer in one day, it's not very healthy, and te can die from stomach rupture.
Merchandise and Shopping: Millions of shopping centers, entertainment gigs, and a few theater houses to watch a good vecchio stile whimsical play, and the appliance and clothes stores to buy things. Very neat items that te won't see anywhere else on earth as well, like the Gordonstowne Chopper, which can chop up vegetables and fruits, and is also a sharpgun, o the Polem Glasses, which are like eyes for the blind and come in a few sizes, small, medium, large, extra large, and Fat culo American large.
Socialization: Youll never know who te meet at Fort Grumley, maybe the angry taxi driver shouting at a Muslim just for meditating on the sidewalk, o the happy, cheerful, oddly short, fuzzy pinguino at the 5th floor balcony, o the 4 cute, adorable fuzzy pinguino hatchlings at the Imperial Palace watching the strada, via being taken back inside da their mother. Just get to know the people, unless they own a gun o weapon, then just get the hell away from them.
Thank te for learning about Fort Grumley, I hope te get a wonderful experience if te can ever visit o sposta there!! :)